Defending People

the tao of criminal-defense trial lawyering

Carolyn Piphus is a Fool

| July 13, 2011

(a)  A per­son com­mits an offense who, in a pub­lic place and with intent to cause pub­lic annoy­ance or alarm:      (1)  Engages in fight­ing or in vio­lent or threat­en­ing behav­ior;      (2)  Refuses to obey an offi­cial order to dis­perse issued to main­tain pub­lic safety in dan­ger­ous prox­im­ity to a fire, haz­ard or […]

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19 States in 19 Days

| July 13, 2011

We’re back from our trip to and around the East Coast—about 6,000 miles on the high­way, a riskier mode of travel than tak­ing sixty-seven ran­dom air­line flights would have been in 2001. Do I feel jus­ti­fied in putting my fam­ily in such ter­ri­ble dan­ger? Let’s review some of the TSA news while we were gone. Our […]

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TSA Admits that its Security is Superfluous">Loose Ends: TSA Admits that its Security is Superfluous

| May 26, 2011

I was oth­er­wise occu­pied, and didn’t write about this at the time, but nobody I fol­low did either, so I fig­ure it’s worth a small post: When TSA let three box­cut­ters through secu­rity at JFK and onto an air­plane, [TSA] Spokes­woman Davis was quick to put the embar­rass­ing inci­dent behind her, assur­ing the trav­el­ing pub­lic that […]

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NM: TSA to Oversee Prom Searches">NM: TSA to Oversee Prom Searches

| May 26, 2011

What do you do if you’re a U.S. Dis­trict Court judge who’s con­cerned that the peo­ple han­dling secu­rity at a high-school prom might molest high-school stu­dents? You order a “TSA cer­ti­fied per­son” to super­vise, of course. Because TSA-certified peo­ple would never grope high-school stu­dents? Because TSA-certified peo­ple pat peo­ple down only when there are reasonable […]

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TSA, Texas Lege Folds Like a Cheap Card Table">On TSA, Texas Lege Folds Like a Cheap Card Table

| May 25, 2011

Kash­mir Hill writes: Repub­li­can Dan Patrick, who was the spon­sor of the bill in the Sen­ate, with­drew it when he real­ized he would not have the votes he needed to pass it. “There was a time in this state, there was a time in our his­tory, where we stood up to the fed­eral gov­ern­ment and […]

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Home of the Craven

| April 14, 2011

Pope­hat and Abel and Draughn and Hit & Run and Kennedy and Green­field have already vis­ited the sub­ject of the video of a TSA goon grop­ing a six-year-old girl at the air­port in New Orleans (insert tacky Mardi Gras bead joke here, if you absolutely must). For me, the video did noth­ing more than reaffirm […]

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A Damn Good Start

| March 28, 2011

Apro­pos of TSA, I wrote here that “it’s self-evident that one’s chances of going to prison for child molesta­tion increase dra­mat­i­cally when one spends every day grop­ing strangers.” In Live-Free-or-Die New Hamp­shire, the chances that a stranger-groping TSA goon will go to prison have been ratch­eted up a tiny bit: the state’s leg­is­la­ture has before […]

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TSA Grooming">TSA Grooming

| February 26, 2011

One of our kids got the oppor­tu­nity to go to a sum­mer lead­er­ship pro­gram in one of the far­ther reaches of the coun­try. In the old days there would have been a sim­ple way to do this: get on a plane with her, fly up there, rent a car, drop her at the pro­gram, fly […]

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Christmas Wrapup

| December 24, 2010

I can’t go through because I have the equiv­a­lent of a pace­maker in me,” she said. Hirschkind said because of the device in her body, she was led to a female TSA employee and three Austin police offi­cers. She says she was told she was going to be pat­ted down. “I turned to the police […]

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Crazy Days

| December 10, 2010

I think the Apos­tle John might have left it out of Rev­e­la­tions, but isn’t one of the signs of the pend­ing Apoc­a­lypse (or at least TEOTWAWKI) that the only per­son in Wash­ing­ton DC mak­ing any sense is Ron Paul?: On Wik­ileaks (h/t Paul Kennedy): And on the TSA:

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