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TSA: Rule 407 Does Not Apply">TSA: Rule 407 Does Not Apply

The TSA will remove all 174 backscat­ter scan­ners from the 30 air­ports they’re used in now. Another 76 are in stor­age. It has 669 of the mil­lime­ter wave machines it is keep­ing, plus options for 60 more, TSA spokesman David Castel­veter said.

Not all of the machines will be replaced. Castel­veter said that some air­ports that now have backscat­ter scan­ners will go back to hav­ing metal detec­tors. That’s what most air­ports used before scan­ners were introduced.

(AP.)

This is huge news.

It isn’t huge news because the TSA is get­ting rid of nude scan­ners. The 669 millimeter-wave machines are nude scan­ners too—the TSA claims that they don’t pro­duce the explicit images that the backscat­ter machines pro­vide, but I don’t know why we would trust the TSA on this. For all we know, the millimeter-wave machines have a boss key that switches from All Nude All The Time to Gumby for media med­i­cine shows.

No, this is huge news because the TSA says that “some air­ports that now have backscat­ter scan­ners will go back to hav­ing metal detectors.”

In other words, nude scan­ners are not necessary.

In still other words, they never were.

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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One Response to “TSA: Rule 407 Does Not Apply”

  1. Mr.B., do you see the ‘machines’ being uti­lized in places where no one gives a rat’s ass about the side effects and / or the scannee’s opin­ion about its use? For some rea­son, I see them being con­densed for mobile point & shoot oper­a­tions. And the imple­men­taion of the — “if you don’t know you are naked in pub­lic” loop­hole defense of the pros­e­cu­tion of being in pos­ses­sion of (fill in the blank). Scary shit, sorta.

    Exam­ple of places they might show up: schools, pris­ons, jails, cour­t­house (pub­lic entry points), the­aters’, con­certs, polit­i­cal events, coun­cil meet­ings, gun shows, lin­gerie shows, Wal-Mart’s, fish­ing tour­na­ments’, police vehi­cles with back­seat sit & scat adapters, .……
    Thanks.

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