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TSA: All That is Wrong With America">TSA: All That is Wrong With America

Cur­tis Robert Burns, also known as “Blog­ger Bob,” the Tokyo Rose of the TSA, responded publicly—and petu­lantly—to Amy Alkon’s post ques­tion­ing TSA thugs con­ceal­ing their iden­ti­ties from the trav­el­ing pub­lic (which I wrote about here and Green­field riffed on here).

As usual, TSA’s response to crit­i­cism is that they did every­thing “by the book.” What Burns and his fel­low author­i­tar­i­ans are unable to com­pre­hend is that this is not a defense of the con­duct, but an indict­ment of the book. 

Alkon and Green­field have both replied to Burns’s response.

Some might be con­cerned about TSA’s flack’s reac­tion to crit­i­cism, but in my view it’s encour­ag­ing to see TSA (in a post vet­ted by Pub­lic Affairs) going on tilt.

And, my friends, in this story you have a his­tory of this entire move­ment. First they ignore you. Then they ridicule you. And then they attack you and want to burn you. And then they build mon­u­ments to you.

–Nicholas Klein

(Because Mr. Burns so often crows about TSA mar­i­juana seizures, it’s a shame that the web-published inves­ti­ga­tion of his marijuana-smoking past has dis­ap­peared into the fog. How did he accom­plish that?)

In com­ments on Burns’s post, anony­mous peo­ple, pur­port­edly TSA employ­ees, shared their views. A few sam­ples (errors as in originals):

Ms. Alkon,
You may not real­ize it but we are in fact look­ing for one or more ter­ror­ists. If you hap­pen to know that they all decided to stay home today…then by all means please con­tinue dis­rupt­ing our check­point. If you have no idea who they are or what thier plans are for today , then please stop mak­ing thier pos­si­ble plans that much eas­ier by caus­ing dis­rup­tions and dis­trac­tions which may keep us from sav­ing people’s lives today. You are not board­ing your own air­craft, you are shar­ing it with hun­dreds of oth­ers and I am sure the hun­dreds of oth­ers want our atten­tion focused where it belongs, not on you. — Name with­held because Ms. Alkon doesn’t unde­stand how to be respectful. 

Trope 1: “We are sav­ing people’s lives. You’re aid­ing ter­ror­ists. So shut up.”

First, if the premise—“we are sav­ing people’s lives”—were true, the conclusion—“so be a good lit­tle cit­i­zen, lie back, and enjoy it”—would not fol­low. Sav­ing people’s lives does not jus­tify mis­treat­ing them. There has to be some sort of cost-benefit analy­sis. This coun­try was founded on that cost-benefit analy­sis: “They who can give up essen­tial lib­erty to obtain a lit­tle tem­po­rary safety, deserve nei­ther lib­erty nor safety.” The founders so strongly believed that free­dom was worth great dan­ger that they signed the sui­cide pact of the Dec­la­ra­tion of Inde­pen­dence: And for the sup­port of this dec­la­ra­tion, with a firm reliance on the pro­tec­tion of Divine Prov­i­dence, we mutu­ally pledge to each other our lives, our for­tunes and our sacred honor.”

Sec­ond, even if the major­ity of pas­sen­gers dis­agreed with Alkon and me, even if dis­rup­tions and dis­trac­tions might keep TSA “from sav­ing people’s lives today” (I reject that premise, but even if), that’s not a good rea­son for Alkon not to engage in civil dis­obe­di­ence. The mob is sel­dom right—in this case the mob is both wrong and arith­meti­cally challenged—and Alkon is enti­tled to take every law­ful mea­sure, includ­ing civil dis­obe­di­ence, to bring about change.

If some­thing is worth say­ing, it’s worth sign­ing your name to. There are few excep­tions to this rule, and none of them apply to gov­ern­ment employ­ees defend­ing their employer. Alkon’s opin­ion counts; if her crit­ics would come out from the shad­ows, their opin­ions might count too. They would not, if they’re based on the Pop­u­lar Math that has us shov­el­ing money at TSA, count for much, but they might count for something.

(Inci­den­tally, why are we pay­ing to pro­vide anony­mous TSA employ­ees a forum to defend their agency?)

Third, TSA isn’t sav­ing lives. It’s killing us—more than a hun­dred of us so far, and that’s noth­ing com­pared to the toll that could be inflicted if bad guys started attack­ing secu­rity lines—soft tar­gets cre­ated by TSA.

Finally, I’m sure Alkon does “unde­stand how to be respect­ful,” but the respect of the pub­lic is not some­thing TSA or its employ­ees are enti­tled to demand, and it is not some­thing TSA or its employ­ees have earned. “Respect­ful” is sel­dom an appro­pri­ate atti­tude when deal­ing with evil. 

So if you knew a known ter­ror­ist was fly­ing the same day you are, would you expect TSA to allow the ter­ror­ist to be secure in his/her papers, effects, against unrea­son­able searches and seizures?.

This is the prob­lem with trav­el­ers’ like your­self; con­sumed with your rights, you do not see the big­ger pic­ture. You do not know if a ter­ror­ist or some­one who wants to dis­rupt our trans­porta­tion sys­tems’ is fly­ing the same day you are. By the way, if you pay atten­tion to the signs posted before you enter a screen­ing check­point, they state you will undergo screen­ing before you enter it. When you enter the check­point, you are con­sent­ing to undergo screen­ing. So if you do not want to be screened, do not enter the checkpoint.

If you feel so vio­lated then don’t fly, take a train…oh by the way, secu­rity checks pas­sen­gers’ on trains too so you might feel vio­lated there also. Maybe you should com­plain to the pri­vate screen­ing depart­ments that check you on cruise ships, trains, enter­ing fed­eral build­ings, enter­ing court houses, shop­ping malls, sports games, I guess they all refer to Mein Kampf and Mao’s Lit­tle Red Book too correct? 

Trope 2: “You’re pro­tect­ing bad people.” 

Yes. That’s the point of the Fourth Amend­ment: because we don’t trust the gov­ern­ment to know who is bad and who isn’t, we give bad peo­ple a lit­tle pri­vacy to pre­serve our own pri­vacy. In fact, it’s arguably the entire point of Amer­ica: we are will­ing to accept that bad peo­ple will have the same free­dom as us, and that some­times they will use that free­dom to do bad things to us. There is no “big­ger picture.”

Alkon is “con­sumed with her rights” because those rights are what make Amer­ica Amer­ica. Take away those rights, and Amer­ica is no longer.

Trope 3: “If you don’t want to be screened, don’t fly.”

That’s not a choice the Amer­i­can peo­ple should have to make. See “by the book,” above.

The secu­rity at fed­eral build­ings is actu­ally an argu­ment against TSA. Fed­eral build­ings and cour­t­houses take secu­rity pre­cau­tions that are much less onerous—show ID, have your bag and lap­top x-rayed, and pass through the magnetometer—than TSA’s scope-or-grope. 

You peo­ple do real­ize that screen­ers wear a name­plate with their last name, right? In what sce­nario would you need their full name? The badge peo­ple are talk­ing about being back­wards is the air­port ID. This does have the screener’s full name on it but why would u need it???  

Trope 4: “Trust us.”

In what sce­nario would they need my full name? I’m clearly not going to hijack or down an air­plane. I’m just a guy mind­ing my own busi­ness. I’ll give you my last name, and you let me on the plane, okay? No? Why? Because they don’t know me, and don’t have any rea­son to trust me any more than any­one else.

The Peo­ple have no rea­son to trust TSA employ­ees, and we have no rea­son to trust TSA’s “by the book” dis­ci­pline of its own employ­ees. When we have been wronged, we should know who has wronged us. We should be able to tell the police who has assaulted our chil­dren. We should be able to do back­ground checks to find out what sort of mis­fits are paw­ing our belong­ings. We should be able to tell the world.

I rec­og­nize that this won’t be a pop­u­lar view in the TSA break­room: you are doing every­thing you can to avoid account­abil­ity. Account­abil­ity is no fun. You wouldn’t have taken this stu­pid job if you knew that Alkon might be pub­lish­ing your name.

Pre­cisely.

Finally:

I would love to see all of you with such con­tempt for the TSA put on a plane with some­one who announced the inten­tion of blow­ing it up (not real but you wouldn’t know that).

I bet after you all peed your pants,and said your prayers, you would all have a bet­ter appre­ci­a­tion of the TSA 

This argu­ment doesn’t make any sense: our reac­tion to some­one announc­ing his inten­tion to blow up our plane would (and should) be the same with or with­out TSA. Nobody is going to say to the pur­ported bomber, “I know that you don’t have a bomb because you went through the TSA line.” I’m not going to feel any dif­fer­ently about that announce­ment after pass­ing through TSA’s secu­rity the­atre than I would have in 1987. The best that can be said for TSA is that it wasn’t respon­si­ble for 9/11. 

It may be that the com­menter is just preach­ing to his lit­tle choir—people who already believe that TSA doesn’t suck, and don’t see the tautology.

But, since com­ments on the TSA Blog are mod­er­ated, I sus­pect that this non­sense resulted from an edit of a “I would love to see all of you with such con­tempt for the TSA put on a plane with some­one who had the inten­tion of blow­ing it up” comment.

After you all peed your pants and said your prayers” is the anony­mous commenter’s pro­jec­tion. He thinks that’s how peo­ple respond to the threat of death, because that’s how he would respond. But not every­one has his unclear con­science. Many of us are at peace with the world and our place in it. I hope that some­day, after he has left TSA and found hon­est work, the com­menter will find that sort of peace as well.

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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7 Responses to “TSA: All That is Wrong With America”

  1. John David Galt says:

    If I were on a plane with some­one who announced he’s going to blow it up, I would sure hope I hadn’t gone through TSA screen­ing, because TSA will much more likely have suc­cess­fully taken away my weapon than the bad guy’s.

    As far as cops hid­ing their iden­ti­ties: No sym­pa­thy at all. If you hide your iden­tity it means you know per­fectly well you’re up to no good. If you had a spine you’d quit and get an hon­or­able job.

    (And to any judges out there: we des­per­ately need a pre­ci­dent that says a cop who hides his face, nametag or badge num­ber gives up his right not to be resisted, since he has made it impos­si­ble to employ the legal sys­tem against him and every wrong must have a remedy.)

  2. Mike Paar says:

    Happy Hol­i­days, Mark. Here’s what I wish to give you for Xmas: http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Airport-arrestee-Odd-watch-was-art-4050590.php

  3. BL1Y says:

    I have to dis­agree with your char­ac­ter­i­za­tion of the Fourth Amend­ment. We don’t give bad guys rights to make sure that we pro­tect our own rights. We give bad guys rights because even bad guys are human beings.

  4. Mark Draughn says:

    “I would love to see all of you with such con­tempt for the TSA put on a plane with some­one who announced the inten­tion of blow­ing it up (not real but you wouldn’t know that).
    “I bet after you all peed your pants,and said your prayers, you would all have a bet­ter appre­ci­a­tion of the TSA.”

    And I would love to see an irate pas­sen­ger who’s tired of TSA harass­ment pull a gun and threaten to blow your head off (not real but you wouldn’t know that). I bet after you all peed your pants, and said your prayers, you would all have a bet­ter appre­ci­a­tion of the restraint shown by Amy Alkon.

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