Fun With UCE

“Lee” wrote to offer me a smoking deal:

DWITicket.com is a premium domain available for you to attract online customers. This URL defines an entire, high revenue, industry and you can own it – whether to enhance your own practice or build a directory of DWI attorneys.

DWITicket.com is available for just $98,777

Iif you’re the sort of lawyer who would think for even a moment of dropping a hundred large on a domain name, I’ve got a better proposition for you: buy DWI-ticket.com (DWI ticket? Are there still places where DWI is a mere ticket?) from me for a mere $49,000 and you can spend spend the balance on hookers and blow.

About Mark Bennett

Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.
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2 Responses to Fun With UCE

  1. Thomas Stephenson says:

    Mark, you’ll be proud of me. I just hung up on a marketer from Yodle.

  2. Nick Malinow says:

    What a completely ridiculous offer. For maybe 2% of the cost for that domain you could easily hire an Internet Marketing firm to get you a similar domain and have them build up its credibility & incoming traffic flow.

    Having a website is important for lawyers, but it’s definitely not worth $100,000.

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