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UCE">Fun With UCE

Lee” wrote to offer me a smok­ing deal:

DWITicket.com is a pre­mium domain avail­able for you to attract online cus­tomers. This URL defines an entire, high rev­enue, indus­try and you can own it — whether to enhance your own prac­tice or build a direc­tory of DWI attorneys.

DWITicket.com is avail­able for just $98,777

Iif you’re the sort of lawyer who would think for even a moment of drop­ping a hun­dred large on a domain name, I’ve got a bet­ter propo­si­tion for you: buy DWI-ticket.com (DWI ticket? Are there still places where DWI is a mere ticket?) from me for a mere $49,000 and you can spend spend the bal­ance on hook­ers and blow.

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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2 Responses to “Fun With UCE

  1. Thomas Stephenson says:

    Mark, you’ll be proud of me. I just hung up on a mar­keter from Yodle.

  2. Nick Malinow says:

    What a com­pletely ridicu­lous offer. For maybe 2% of the cost for that domain you could eas­ily hire an Inter­net Mar­ket­ing firm to get you a sim­i­lar domain and have them build up its cred­i­bil­ity & incom­ing traf­fic flow.

    Hav­ing a web­site is impor­tant for lawyers, but it’s def­i­nitely not worth $100,000.

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