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You Keep Using That Word…

Mark Ben­nett,

I work for 17 dif­fer­ent attor­neys through­out
The United States, and I have a sim­ple propo­si­tion
that will ben­e­fit your web­site and ours.

One of my attor­ney clients would like to
Place a link from his web­site to your web­site,
Which will ele­vate you in Google’s eyes and help
You get higher up in Google results.

In return, we ask for a link from your web­site to
A dif­fer­ent attor­ney client of ours.

No money exchanges hands, the links are not
Rec­i­p­ro­cal, and both par­ties benefit.

This is NOT a ‘black hat’ tech­nique, or any­thing
That vio­lates Googles’ terms of service.

100% straight up, legit­i­mate, tit for tat.
Are you open to this sim­ple arrangement?

Please reply regardless,

Andrew Hud­son

I do not think “rec­i­p­ro­cal” means what you think it means.

(Google says that “Exces­sive rec­i­p­ro­cal links” can neg­a­tively affect your site’s rank­ing in search results.)

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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8 Responses to “You Keep Using That Word…”

  1. Gideon says:

    I kept try­ing to read this with a rhyth­mic cadence or put it to song.

    • Mark Bennett says:

      I know. I tried pulling the lines together into para­graphs, but then I noticed that Mr. Hud­son cap­i­tal­ized the first let­ter of almost every line.

      Worst. Poem. Ever.

  2. Robert Fickman says:

    It irri­tates me that lawyers who are web smarter but far less expe­ri­enced than me are grab­bing all the busi­ness. The only damn inquiries I get are from hacks promis­ing to move me up through
    Smoke & mirrors.

    Robb

  3. Actu­ally, Fick­man should just start blog­ging for a mul­ti­tude of reasons.

  4. Actu­ally, I take that back. Robb needs his own real­ity shows.

  5. Alex Bunin says:

    I also vote for a Fick­man blog, or a real­ity show where he rep­re­sents Honey Boo Boo.

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