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When Your Only Tool is a Hammer…

It is not true that if you devote most of your atten­tion to mar­ket­ing, [lawyer­ing and admin­is­tra­tion] will suf­fer. It will sim­ply mean that you need to hire or outsource.”

This lit­tle gem of wis­dom comes from a com­ment on this post at Lawyerist.com. The comment’s author is Mark Merenda, who is—you guessed it—in the busi­ness of sell­ing mar­ket­ing to lawyers.

Is Merenda’s position—that “Mar­ket­ing is job one. No clients, no law prac­tice. If the new solo is good at mar­ket­ing all other prob­lems are emi­nently solvable”—transparently ridicu­lous? I don’t know; it should be. But in case it’s not, let’s try con­cretiz­ing the abstrac­tion a bit and see what we get.

Fred is a new lawyer who went to law school because he wanted to prac­tice law. In his third year he made a half­hearted effort to apply for jobs and got nowhere. He’s okay with that—he’d just as soon work for him­self, if he can, but he’s a lit­tle scared. So when he gets admit­ted to prac­tice, Fred forms “Lawyer Fred PC.” The phone doesn’t ring for a cou­ple of weeks, so Fred gives some money to SPU (“Solo Prac­tice Uni­ver­sity,” where peo­ple who don’t know how learn from peo­ple who can’t), where Merenda tells him, “mar­ket­ing is job one.”

So Fred duly applies this gem of wis­dom, and starts mar­ket­ing him­self. He takes out an ad on the back page of the local free clas­si­fieds, and spreads the word via social media at every oppor­tu­nity: “Baby lawyer. No expe­ri­ence. Will work cheap.”

Noth­ing.

Afford­able crim­i­nal lawyer. Free con­sul­ta­tion.” He gets a call.

Diane calls. She’s an LPR with three US cit­i­zen kids, and she’s fac­ing felony drug charges. After mak­ing bail she can’t afford the five grand or more that every­one else has quoted her. Fred’ll take the case for a thou­sand dol­lars. Okay, Fred, you’re hired. 

Mak­ing mar­ket­ing “job one” was an easy deci­sion when there was no lawyer­ing to do, and no admin­is­tra­tion, but now Fred comes to a choice point. Diane’s case is going to take some work. Con­trary to his mar­ket­ing guru’s sug­ges­tion, he can’t out­source the alwyer­ing. What is his first pri­or­ity? Mar­ket­ing him­self or tak­ing care of Diane—that is, lawyering?

If your answer isn’t “lawyer­ing,” you def­i­nitely are not a lawyer.

Now sup­pose that Fred find some spe­cial mar­ket­ing sauce that, despite his lack of expe­ri­ence, has the phone ring­ing off the hook so that he can afford to hire some­one “highly qual­i­fied” to do the lawyer­ing. Will he? How does Fred (who, as a new lawyer who has not made lawyer­ing job one, is by def­i­n­i­tion not highly qual­i­fied) rec­og­nized, much less find and retain, some­one highly qual­i­fied to rep­re­sent the clients who thought they were hir­ing Fred?

And even if he can, is it eth­i­cal for him to foist the legal work off on oth­ers when the clients thought they were hir­ing him? There are peo­ple with law degrees who do this; some of them make lots of money, but they don’t have the respect of their peers. They are mar­keters, not lawyers.

Mark Merenda thinks lawyers should be mar­keters. They shouldn’t be. There’s noth­ing wrong with being a mar­keter, but it’s a waste of a per­fectly good law degree. 

Lawyers should be lawyers; lawyers should lawyer first. Only when the clients are taken care of and the book­keep­ing is done should they turn their time toward marketing.

Any­one who says dif­fer­ently is sell­ing something.

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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2 Responses to “When Your Only Tool is a Hammer…”

  1. Thomas Stephenson says:

    Right.

    What the mar­ket­ing gurus don’t tell you is that by focus­ing so much on mar­ket­ing over lawyer­ing, you’re build­ing a house of cards. Sure, your mar­ket­ing efforts might get you a few clients, but what hap­pens if you do poor legal work? Those clients go tell their friends that you just took their money and per­formed poor legal work.

    Try get­ting more clients when that’s your reputation.

  2. David vuong says:

    If you don’t adver­tise you will die a slowly death, and if you do you may have enough to eat.

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