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“I Want More Cops Because I’m Afraid of Tyranny”">I Want More Cops Because I’m Afraid of Tyranny”

Lub­bock County Judge (not a judi­cial offi­cer, but an elected county man­ager) Tom Head wants more money for Lub­bock County law enforce­ment. His jus­ti­fi­ca­tion is that a) Obama will hand over US Sov­er­eignty to the UN; b) the peo­ple will rise; c) Obama will send UN troops in to Lub­bock County; d) Head will stand in front of their armored per­son­nel car­rier; d) the sher­iff will back him up; and e) Head wants the offi­cers back­ing him to be “trained, equipped, sea­soned officers.”

This is only the sec­ond stu­pid­est thing I heard yes­ter­day, but it’s world-class stu­pid nonethe­less. It plays on the pseudolib­er­tar­ian idea that our free­dom is threat­ened by the fed­eral gov­ern­ment (and the world gov­ern­ment) but not by local and state governments.

Head is propos­ing spend­ing 2.8 mil­lion dol­lars to pre­pare for the UN’s inva­sion of Lub­bock County, pop­u­la­tion 270,000.

Head’s offi­cers will need military-style equip­ment and train­ing to face these UN troops. What will they be doing with it while they’re wait­ing for the black heli­copters? They’ll be kick­ing down doors, mak­ing pot busts, harass­ing motorists, and gen­er­ally tram­pling free­dom. When Obama’s white APCs never mate­ri­al­ize, the peo­ple of Lub­bock County will, through Tom Head, have sub­jected them­selves to tyranny in the name of fight­ing tyranny.

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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8 Responses to “I Want More Cops Because I’m Afraid of Tyranny””

  1. Charles B. "Brad" Frye says:

    O.K., I’ll bite. “Sec­ond stu­pid­est thing”?

    After grad­u­at­ing from Tech Law School, I prac­ticed in Lub­bock for 14 years before mov­ing to Hous­ton. Most folks in the Hub City were con­ser­v­a­tive (in the pop­u­lar sense of the word circa 1988), but the wingnuts were kept on the fringe. Tom Head was on the fringe.

    But, in Lubbock’s defense, the nut jobs are tak­ing over every­where and as long as gov­ern­ment serves their par­tic­u­lar value sys­tem and demo­graphic, it is “good.” If it doesn’t, it is bad.

    By the way, I hear the remake of “Red Dawn” is com­ing out later this year.

    • Mark Bennett says:

      You see how “sec­ond stu­pid­est thing” is a dif­fer­ent color, and under­lined? That’s what we on the Inter­net call a link.

      Left on the cutting-room floor: “If you are afraid of tyranny, take that 2.8 mil­lion dol­lars and use it to train and equip a mili­tia with no offi­cial power.”

      The time is cer­tainly right for a remake of “Red Dawn.” I won­der who the invaders are going to be.

      Wolver­ines!

  2. Robb Fickman says:

    Wait!!! Didn’t you see the Movie ” Red Dawn”?
    Mark this stuff is doc­u­mented. I can see Black­hawks cir­cling my build­ing now. Got to go..,

  3. Mark Draughn says:

    sub­jected them­selves to tyranny in the name of fight­ing tyranny”

    It’s amaz­ing how often that hap­pens, really.

  4. Ric Moore says:

    The BIG ques­tion that arises is why hasn’t he got­ten a phone call at 4:30AM to look out his win­dow and find a SWAT team, with pis­tols drawn, demand­ing he show him­self to be taken away for civil com­mit­ment? It any­one is clearly a nut case and a threat to polite soci­ety, this guy is it. Yet, he’s not hauled away. Go fig­ure. Ric

  5. Merry Reidy says:

    Great post­ing Mark — thank you. That I am read­ing of ” judge” Head in our Aus­tralian press is worry, but my Texas col­leagues advised me this Lub­bock judge is a kook — or wing nut!

    Just for your inter­est — you may find this inter­est­ing as the (first female) Aus­tralian Prime Min­is­ter speaks out:
    http://www.google.com.au/search?q=gillard+blogger+knobs&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-gb&client=safari

  6. Charles B. "Brad" Frye says:

    A “link”? Oh. Yeah. ((Grum­bling about fancy high-tech ver­biage foisted on me by my betters.))

    And the answer to the other ques­tion is:
    North Koreans.

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