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DHS">Screw the DHS

(Thanks to the Elec­tronic Pri­vacy Infor­ma­tion Cen­ter; PDF from Wash­ing­ton State Uni­ver­sity, see the source PDF, h/t Hit & Run. We didn’t start the fire.)

Assas­si­na­tion Attack Domes­tic secu­rity Drill Exer­cise Cops Law enforce­ment Author­i­ties Dis­as­ter assis­tance Dis­as­ter man­age­ment DNDO (Domes­tic Nuclear Detec­tion Office) National pre­pared­ness Mit­i­ga­tion Pre­ven­tion Response Recov­ery Dirty bomb Domes­tic nuclear detection

HAZMAT & Nuclear

Haz­mat
Nuclear
Chem­i­cal spill
Sus­pi­cious package/device Toxic

National lab­o­ra­tory Nuclear facil­ity Nuclear threat Cloud

Plume Radi­a­tion Radioactive

Health Con­cern + H1N1

Out­break Con­t­a­m­i­na­tion Expo­sure Virus Evac­u­a­tion Bac­te­ria Recall

Ebola
Food Poi­son­ing
Foot and Mouth (FMD) H5N1
Avian
Flu

Emer­gency man­age­ment Emer­gency response
First respon­der
Home­land secu­rity Mar­itime domain aware­ness (MDA)

National pre­pared­ness ini­tia­tive
Mili­tia
Shooting

Shots fired Evac­u­a­tion
Deaths
Hostage
Explo­sion (explo­sive) Police

Dis­as­ter med­ical assis­tance team (DMAT)
Orga­nized crime

Leak
Bio­log­i­cal infec­tion (or event)
Chem­i­cal
Chem­i­cal burn
Bio­log­i­cal
Epi­demic
Haz­ardous
Haz­ardous mate­r­ial inci­dent Indus­trial spill
Infec­tion
Pow­der (white)

Sal­mo­nella
Small Pox
Plague
Human to human Human to Ani­mal Influenza

Cen­ter for Dis­ease Con­trol (CDC)
Drug Admin­is­tra­tion (FDA) Pub­lic Health

Toxic
Agro Ter­ror Tuber­cu­lo­sis (TB)

Gangs
National secu­rity
State of emer­gency Secu­rity
Breach
Threat
Stand­off
SW A T
Screen­ing
Lock­down
Bomb (squad or threat) Crash
Loot­ing
Riot
Emer­gency Land­ing Pipe bomb
Inci­dent
Facility

Gas
Spillover Anthrax
Blis­ter agent Chem­i­cal agent Expo­sure
Burn
Nerve agent Ricin
Sarin
North Korea

Agri­cul­ture Lis­te­ria Symp­toms Muta­tion Resis­tant Antivi­ral
Wave Pan­demic Infec­tion Water/air borne Sick

Swine Pork 

Strain Quar­an­tine H1N1 Vaccine

Infra­struc­ture Security

Infra­struc­ture secu­rity Air­port
CIKR (Crit­i­cal Infra­struc­ture & Key Resources) AMTRAK
Col­lapse
Com­puter infra­struc­ture Com­mu­ni­ca­tions infra­struc­ture Telecom­mu­ni­ca­tions
Crit­i­cal infra­struc­ture National infra­struc­ture Metro
WMATA

South­west Bor­der Violence

Drug car­tel Vio­lence
Gang
Drug Nar­cotics Cocaine Mar­i­juana Heroin
Bor­der Mex­ico
Car­tel South­west Juarez
Sinaloa Tijuana Torreon
Yuma
Tuc­son Decap­i­tated U.S. Con­sulate Consular

El Paso

Tam­i­flu Norvo Virus Epidemic

Air­plane (and deriv­a­tives) Chem­i­cal fire
Sub­way
BART

MARTA
Port Author­ity
NBIC (National Bio­sur­veil­lance Inte­gra­tion Cen­ter)
Trans­porta­tion secu­rity Grid
Power
Smart
Body scanner

Fort Han­cock
San Diego
Ciu­dad Juarez Nogales
Sonora
Colom­bia
Mara sal­va­trucha MS13 or MS-13 Drug war Mex­i­can army Metham­phet­a­mine Car­tel de Golfo Gulf Cartel

La Familia
Reynosa
Nuevo Leon
Nar­cos
Narco ban­ners (Span­ish equivalents)

Los Zetas Shootout Execution

World Health Orga­ni­za­tion (WHO) (and com­po­nents) Viral Hem­or­rhagic Fever E. Coli

Elec­tric
Fail­ure or out­age Black out
Brown out
Port
Dock
Bridge
Can­celled
Delays
Ser­vice dis­rup­tion Power lines

Gun­fight
Traf­fick­ing
Kid­nap
Calderon
Reyosa
Bust
Tamauli­pas
Meth Lab
Drug trade
Ille­gal immi­grants Smug­gling (smug­glers) Mata­moros Michoacana

Guz­man Arellano-Felix Beltran-Leyva Bar­rio Azteca Artis­tic Assas­sins Mexicles

New Fed­er­a­tion

Ter­ror­ism

Ter­ror­ism
Al Qaeda (all spellings) Ter­ror
Attack
Iraq
Afghanistan
Iran
Pak­istan
Agro
Envi­ron­men­tal ter­ror­ist
Eco ter­ror­ism
Con­ven­tional weapon Tar­get
Weapons grade
Dirty bomb
Enriched
Nuclear
Chem­i­cal weapon Bio­log­i­cal weapon Ammo­nium nitrate Impro­vised explo­sive device

Weather/Disaster/Emergency

Emer­gency Hur­ri­cane Tor­nado
Twister
Tsunami Earth­quake Tremor
Flood
Storm
Crest
Tem­blor Extreme weather For­est fire

Brush fire

Cyber secu­rity
Bot­net
DDOS (ded­i­cated denial of ser­vice)
Denial of ser­vice
Mal­ware
Virus
Tro­jan
Key­log­ger
Cyber Command

IED (Impro­vised Explo­sive Device)
Abu Sayyaf
Hamas

FARC (Armed Rev­o­lu­tion­ary Forces Colom­bia)
IRA (Irish Repub­li­can Army) ETA (Euskadi ta Askata­suna) Basque Separatists

Hezbol­lah
Tamil Tigers
PLF (Pales­tine Lib­er­a­tion Front)
PLO (Pales­tine Lib­er­a­tion Orga­ni­za­tion
Car bomb
Jihad
Tal­iban
Weapons cache
Sui­cide bomber
Sui­cide attack

Ice
Stranded/Stuck
Help
Hail
Wild­fire
Tsunami Warn­ing Cen­ter Mag­ni­tude
Avalanche
Typhoon Shelter-in-place
Dis­as­ter
Snow
Bliz­zard
Sleet
Cyber Secu­rity
2600
Spam­mer
Phish­ing
Rootkit
Phreak­ing
Cain and abel
Brute forc­ing
Mysql injec­tion
Cyber attack
Cyber terror

Sus­pi­cious sub­stance AQAP (AL Qaeda Ara­bian Penin­sula)
AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb)
TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pak­istan)
Yemen
Pirates
Extrem­ism
Soma­lia
Nige­ria
Rad­i­cals
Al-Shabaab
Home grown
Plot
Nation­al­ist
Recruit­ment Fun­da­men­tal­ism
Islamist

Mud slide or Mud­slide Ero­sion
Power out­age
Brown out

Warn­ing Watch Light­en­ing Aid

Relief
Clo­sure
Inter­state
Burst
Emer­gency Broad­cast System

Hacker China Con­ficker Worm Scam­mers Social media 

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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4 Responses to “Screw the DHS”

  1. Mike Paar says:
    5 June 2012 at 8:22 pm

    Con­grat­u­la­tions, Mark, on being the newest Amer­i­can cit­i­zen to make the DHS Watch List. I’d say more but since this site is cur­rently being mon­i­tored by some 176 gov­ern­ment employ­ees from 38 dif­fer­ent gov­ern­ment agen­cies with 19 dif­fer­ent IP addresses, I fig­ure it’s best that I just move along now lest I end up on some list myself…

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  2. John David Galt says:
    7 June 2012 at 12:54 am

    You *were* plan­ning to chal­lenge the No-Fly List now that you’re on it, right?

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  3. Glenn_G says:
    8 June 2012 at 2:13 pm

    HAM SANDWICH! You can­not for­get Ham Sand­wich, The gov­ern­ment LOVES pork!

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  4. tanner andrews says:
    9 June 2012 at 3:45 pm

    This is prob­a­bly a good time to remind peo­ple that the fol­low­ing sub­sti­tu­tions are approved when it is nec­es­sary to avoid gov­ern­ment sur­veil­lance.
    s/bomb/romney/
    s/al quaeda/RNC/
    s/PKK/DNC/
    s/Dept of Home­land Security/Ministry of Truth/
    s/gangs/congressional subcommittees/
    s/radiation/aviation safety/

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