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John Brennan, Naked American Hero

John Bren­nan stripped naked at a TSA screen­ing area Tues­day night in protest.

Brennan Naked at Airport

He got arrested for his trouble.

MLK and Henry David Thoreau would be proud.

Bren­nan is charged with “dis­or­derly con­duct and inde­cent expo­sure.” I’ve looked at the statutes (2011 ORS §163.465, Pub­lic Inde­cency, and 2011 ORS §§166.023, 025, Dis­or­derly Con­duct), and I don’t see how the gov­ern­ment makes its case on these facts. Inter­fer­ing With Pub­lic Trans­porta­tion, 2011 ORS §166.116, would be less of stretch.

I would offer to take the case for free if I didn’t have to go through secu­rity to get to Ore­gon. Some­one tell me where to con­tribute to Brennan’s legal defense fund.

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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8 Responses to “John Brennan, Naked American Hero”

  1. Mike Paar says:

    As usual, the gov­ern­ment is gam­bling he’ll accept a plea rather than go to trial. Like cops are fond of say­ing when­ever they make a bogus arrest “You may beat the rap but you won’t beat the ride”.

  2. QR Miller says:

    Here, here! Mr. Bennett:

    I will not only pitch in funds for Mr. Brennan’s legal defense but also for your flight to Ore­gon and the US Sup. Ct., if required, to kick the gov­ern­ments butt on this issue!

    Regards,

    QR Miller
    Los Angeles

  3. Michael Simpson says:

    I can no longer con­tribute to Brennan’s defense fund as I have an emer­gency eye bleach pro­ce­dure to remove that image from my retina and optic nerve.

  4. John PPPP Brennan says:

    I’m John’s dad. Thanks for your sup­port. It is clearly time for the com­mu­nity at large to rise united to raise the bar to a level of respect for per­sonal rights and pri­vacy while retain­ing the same level of secu­rity. It is time to say to our rep­re­sen­ta­tives, “, this is enough. The peo­ple demand change.“
    The cur­rent level of secu­rity is in my mind pretty poor because it is based on stan­dard­ized sta­tic processes which can be thwarted in a short period of time. What we need is a sys­tem based on excel­lent shared intel­li­gence and ran­dom appli­ca­tion of secu­rity prac­tices so nobody knows what they will be nor when they will be applied. That will have a higher prob­a­bil­ity of catch­ing ter­ror­ists than the cur­rent one. JB

    • Mark Bennett says:

      Thanks, John’s Dad. You should be proud.

      You might be inter­ested in my analy­sis of the rel­a­tive risks of fly­ing and dri­ving in 2001. If you mea­sure the qual­ity of secu­rity by the safety of the means of trans­porta­tion, it’s gross overkill. I’d be okay with secu­rity at pre-9/11 lev­els, with two excep­tions: rein­forced cabin doors, and less-complacent passengers.

      MB

    • Lisa Simpson says:

      The cur­rent level of secu­rity is non-existent. It’s all the­ater designed to make peo­ple feel as if the TSA is actu­ally doing some­thing. My father was Marine Recon. In his hands, a can of soda or a ball point pen was weapon.

      Heck, I’ve flown with my Leather­man multi tool (part of my daily work wear) with­out real­iz­ing it but the screen­ers take my nail clip­pers because I’m appar­ently going to attack some­one and trim their hangnail.…

  5. Lisa Simpson says:

    I have to say that I’m kind of a fan of Mr. Bren­nan. A nice pointed non-violent civil dis­obe­di­ence protest!

    I’m sure that in some not so dis­tant future the TSA will try to make us travel naked. When that becomes the case I am going to flatly refuse to take busi­ness trips with my 50 year old pasty white boss!

  6. Hi,
    John Bren­nan, the TSA pro­tester, here. I do have a legal defense fund for those who would like to con­tribute. The legal work on the crim­i­nal charges is being done pro-bono, but there will be expenses. The TSA legal work has a start as pro-bobo, but if it con­tin­ues on past the inves­ti­ga­tion there will be costs. Plus, there are other legal expenses.
    If you’d like to con­tribute, write me at john AT naked amer­i­can hero DOT com and I’ll give you the details.
    Plus, peo­ple want t-shirts, so there will be t-shirts. The plan is to do some fundrais­ing from that. If you want to fol­low along on Face­book, search for Naked Amer­i­can Hero. It’s fan page that friends set up.
    –J

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