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TSA Thug Thedala Magee Threatens Suit">TSA Thug Thedala Magee Threatens Suit

Have you ever noticed that when the main­stream media pro­duce sto­ries about TSA agents humil­i­at­ing the elderly, abus­ing chil­dren, and oth­er­wise behav­ing badly, they hide the iden­tity of the agents? Why do they do that? These are pub­lic employ­ees, paid with pub­lic funds, in posi­tions requir­ing them to deal with the pub­lic. When they vio­late the pub­lic trust, they should be per­son­ally account­able like any other bureaucrats.

Def­er­ence to the sen­si­bil­i­ties of TSA goons is con­trary to the spirit of the times. Amer­i­cans don’t want wrong­do­ers’ iden­ti­ties pro­tected, even—if not especially—when the wrong­do­ers are gov­ern­ment employ­ees.
When Amy Alkon of the Advice God­dess blog was assaulted by a TSA agent at LAX, she wrote about it, and she named the agent: Thedala Magee:

Near­ing the end of this vio­la­tion, I sobbed even louder as the woman, FOUR TIMES, stuck the side of her gloved hand INTO my vagina, through my pants. Between my labia. She really got up there. Four times. Back right and left, and front right and left. In my vagina. Between my labia. I was shocked — utterly unpre­pared for how she got the side of her hand up there. It was government-sanctioned sex­ual assault.

TSA thug Thedala Magee got her­self a lawyer, Vicki Roberts (“, Esq.”); in July Roberts sent Alkon a demand let­ter: take down the post, apol­o­gize, and pay Thedala Magee half a mil­lion dol­lars. (First-Amendment lawyer Marc Randazza’s response is a thing of beauty; read it!)

Why does Roberts fig­ure Alkon owes Thedala Magee five hun­dred grand?

These out­bursts in pub­lic and writ­ings on the inter­net have sub­ject my client to hatred, con­tempt, ridicule, or oblo­quy, and have injured her in her rep­u­ta­tion and her occu­pa­tion. Fur­ther­more, as a result of your actions, my client has suf­fered and con­tin­ues to suf­fer dam­ages includ­ing but not lim­ited to severe emo­tional dis­tress, fear, dif­fi­cul­ties per­form­ing her duties, and other prob­lems as a prox­i­mate result of your tor­tu­ous actions.

(I think Roberts means “tor­tious,” but I could be wrong: maybe she needs Alkon to use sim­pler sen­tences. And smaller words.)

Con­spic­u­ous in Roberts’s pathetic attempt at extort­ing money from Alkon is the absence of any chal­lenge to the facts on which Alkon based her blog posts. Roberts does not deny that her client com­mit­ted the con­duct that Alkon described as “sex­ual assault.” Nor does she deny that Thedala Magee had sex­ual intent when she com­mit­ted that con­duct. Instead of deny­ing any ele­ment of the sex­ual assault that Alkon says her client com­mit­ted, Roberts claims that “[a]t all times [Thedala Magee] fol­lowed proper pro­ce­dure.” Maybe so. “Proper pro­ce­dure” and “sex­ual assault” are not nec­es­sar­ily antonymous.

 It’s not Alkon’s words, but Magee’s job that has sub­jected Thedala Magee to con­tempt, ridicule, and oblo­quy. And rightly so.

That assaultive con­duct is “proper pro­ce­dure” does not (do you need me to tell you this?) make it right. But TSA agents are pro­tected by sov­er­eign immu­nity from civil suit; they are pro­tected by craven state politi­cians from crim­i­nal pros­e­cu­tion. Because they are insu­lated from the other sorts of sanc­tions that civ­i­lized soci­ety applies to con­duct of which it dis­ap­proves, when they step out of bounds—even when step­ping out of bounds is “proper procedure”—they should be sub­jected to pub­lic vilification.

Abus­ing and humil­i­at­ing trav­el­ers is a crappy job. From society’s point of view, that’s a fea­ture, not a bug: in a per­fect world, the job would be so crappy that nobody would agree to do it. The more unpleas­ant the job becomes—because of the con­tempt, ridicule, and oblo­quy of the pub­lic—the fewer peo­ple will be will­ing to do it, and the closer we will be to that per­fect world.

More: Pope­hat, Crime and Fed­er­al­ism, TechDirt, Feral Genius, Kash­mir Hill,

 

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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46 Responses to “TSA Thug Thedala Magee Threatens Suit”

    • Angela Castaneda says:

      Sun­light is a won­der­ful cor­rec­tive for gov­ern­men­tal thug­gery. The TSA thug Thedala Magee needs to be put under the public’s scrutiny and given an oppor­tu­nity to give a jus­ti­fi­ca­tion for sex­u­ally assault­ing a fel­low cit­i­zen under color of “law.”

      How best to do this? Easy:

      • Angela Castaneda says:

        (Pushed the post but­ton too soon.)

        Gov­ern­ment thugs need to have their pic­tures posted, as well as well as their home addresses, home phones, and email addresses put up on the internet.

        After all, we know all about Amy Alkon now, but we don’t know any­thing about this TSA thug Thedala Magee. With her con­tact infor­ma­tion avail­able, peo­ple of good will can con­tact her and try to per­suade her that what she is doing is sim­ply not right.

        Mind you, I’m not sug­gest­ing that any­one harass the thug; that would only make her into a worse brown­shirt. She just needs some person-to-person dia­logue so she’ll under­stand she’s not advanc­ing any pub­lic good by feel­ing up pas­sen­gers in our airports.

        Am I wrong about this approach? Noth­ing else seems to be working.

        • Lisa Simeone says:

          I think Ms. Magee is find­ing out that tan­gling with some­one like Amy Alkon or Marc Ran­dazza, who aren’t going to take this kind of extor­tion sh*t lying down, was a mon­u­men­tal mistake.

          • Mark Bennett says:

            I sus­pect that other TSA screen­ers are pay­ing atten­tion as well.

            The first thing any trav­eler should do in an encounter with a screener is ask her name, then repeat it back to make sure the trav­eler has it right.

            • Lisa Simeone says:

              It’s a great sug­ges­tion. Just be aware, folks, that it could get you auto­matic retal­i­a­tion. Just like ask­ing them to put on clean gloves can.

              • Mark Bennett says:

                Retal­i­a­tion? If you get retal­i­a­tion, give me the name and nar­ra­tive and we’ll show them some good old First-Amendment escalation.

                • Lisa Simeone says:

                  There’ve been so many, but, of course, hard to prove in court of law. Here’s one, though:

                  Texas Pub­lic Util­ity Com­mis­sion chair­man Barry Smither­man: “You’re pun­ish­ing me for opt­ing out, aren’t you?“
                  TSA agent: “Yes, we are.”

                  Not So Pri­vate Parts
                  by Kash­mir Hill, Forbes, June 16, 2011, Tech
                  http://blogs.forbes.com/kashmirhill/2011/06/16/quote-of-the-day-after-texas-state-official-left-sore-from-a-tsa-patdown/

                  • Mark Bennett says:

                    I was unclear in that com­ment. Of course screen­ers retal­i­ate against peo­ple who opt out or oth­er­wise don’t sub­mit. I assume that any­one who takes the screener’s name is going to be retal­i­ated against for some­thing; cut­ting the screener out from the mob by get­ting her name may reduce the chances of retal­i­a­tion. “Don’t ask their names because they might retal­i­ate” would be like “don’t look them in the eye.” (Notice that the screener in the Smither­man case said, “Yes, we are,” not “Yes, I am.” If he had first ascer­tained the screener’s name, the screener might have been more reluc­tant to retal­i­ate. Prob­a­bly a good blog post.)

                    When a screener retal­i­ates, give me the name of the screener, and she’ll find her­self run­ning to Ms. Roberts for comfort.

  1. […] Blog­ger (and fre­quent Over­lawyered com­menter) Amy Alkon crit­i­cizes intru­sive TSA agent by name, agent threat­ens $500K libel suit [Mike Masnick/TechDirt, Mark Bennett] […]

  2. Lisa Simeone says:

    So glad this is finally get­ting out there. The legal pro­ceed­ings have been going on for some time — Amy told me about them months ago but asked me not to tell any­one, so I didn’t. I don’t know how Techdirt got wind of it, but how­ever they did, I think it’ll be good for Amy in the long run.

    Thedala Magee made a mon­u­men­tal blun­der. She’s obvi­ously tan­gling with the wrong peo­ple — Alkon and Ran­dazza. Try­ing to shake down a pas­sen­ger for money — after you’ve abused her, no less — takes a spe­cial kind of per­son. And now Magee’s name is all over the web, world­wide. Poetic justice.

    Per­haps the many cow­ardly wankers in the media will now finally wake up, as well. But I’m not hold­ing my breath.

  3. […] TSA Thug Thedala Magee Threat­ens Suit (Mark W. Ben­nett at Defend­ing People) […]

  4. Charles B. "Brad" Frye says:

    I agree Mr. Randazza’s response is won­der­ful. But he hasn’t got­ten the mes­sage yet about one (not two) spaces after the period.

  5. Lisa Simeone says:

    P.S. Amy’s account of assault is but one of many thou­sands. Here are two Mas­ter Lists of TSA Abuses and Crimes:

    http://www.travelunderground.org/index.php?threads/master-lists-of-tsa-abuses-crimes.317/

  6. Geo. McCalip says:

    In a case like this it helps to actu­ally look at the law regard­ing rape. Since this hap­pened at LAX the gov­ern­ing law would be the Cal­i­for­nia Penal Code:

    261. (a) Rape is an act of sex­ual inter­course accom­plished with a per­son not the spouse of the per­pe­tra­tor, under any of the fol­low­ing cir­cum­stances:

    (7) Where the act is accom­plished against the victim’s will by threat­en­ing to use the author­ity of a pub­lic offi­cial to incar­cer­ate, arrest, or deport the vic­tim or another, and the vic­tim has a rea­son­able belief that the per­pe­tra­tor is a pub­lic offi­cial. As used in this para­graph, “pub­lic offi­cial” means a per­son employed by a gov­ern­men­tal agency who has the author­ity, as part of that posi­tion, to incar­cer­ate, arrest, or deport another. The per­pe­tra­tor does not actu­ally have to be a pub­lic official.

    How­ever, what is the def­i­n­i­tion of sex­ual inter­course? Did Agent Magee’s actions actu­ally meet the stan­dard? Once again, let us read the Penal Code:

    263. The essen­tial guilt of rape con­sists in the out­rage to the per­son and feel­ings of the vic­tim of the rape. Any sex­ual pen­e­tra­tion, how­ever slight, is suf­fi­cient to com­plete the crime.

    Given that even part of Agent Magee’s hand was inside Ms Alkon’s vulva, the answer is obvious.

    Who is suing who for “severe emo­tional dis­tress, fear, dif­fi­culty in per­form­ing her duties, and other prob­lems”? If you were a juror on this wouldn’t you be beg­ging Ms. Alkon to countersue?

    • Mark Bennett says:

      The law regard­ing rape is of lim­ited use: if what Thedala Magee did was, legally, rape, then Ms. Alkon was jus­ti­fied in call­ing it “rape.” But if what Thedala Magee did was not, legally, rape, then Ms. Alkon was still jus­ti­fied in call­ing it “rape.”

  7. Geo. McCalip says:

    I don’t see any­thing in the Cal­i­for­nia Penal Code requir­ing sex­ual intent as part of a rape conviction.

  8. Michael Stuart says:

    And yet: very few stand against TSA’s prisoner-training exer­cises*. If even ten per­cent, even ONE per­cent raised a fuss the sys­tem would collapse.

    What the hell hap­pened to Amer­i­cans, that they bow so read­ily to tyranny? How were they brain­washed so com­pletely in one decade?

    * have no doubt, TSA’s pur­pose is not “safety”, it is a psy-op to train Amer­i­cans in the new real­ity of liv­ing in a prison.

    • Lisa Simeone says:

      Michael, I have been say­ing this till I’m blue in the face. I have writ­ten it so many times I can’t keep track. I wrote about it often at a group blog to which I used to belong, but which I aban­doned because I got tired of being shouted down by the we-have-no-civil-liberties-problems-in-this-country-you-must-be-crazy naysayers.

      Yes, if even one per­cent of peo­ple stood up for them­selves and refused to buckle under to these thugs, we’d see some change. But again, most peo­ple don’t have the courage of their pur­ported con­vic­tions. Amer­i­cans talk a good game about “democ­racy” and “free­dom” and “val­ues,” but when push comes to shove, they can’t be bothered.

      • Michael Stuart says:

        I remember–we’ve had this thread before.

        It will take a cer­tain crit­i­cal mass–much less than one percent–but enough to get more viral YouTubes and some MSM cov­er­age of a few well-spoken, calm but force­ful peo­ple refus­ing the searches. Some will be arrested, most will be denied boarding.

        But the sheeple have to see it to incor­po­rate that pos­si­bil­ity of resis­tance into their men­tal choice-space.

        This is true of all resis­tance; car searches, bag searches in sub­ways, even triv­ial lit­tle things like refus­ing to give your social secu­rity number.

        Re-awaken that spirit of “no, I will not com­ply”. Start small. Frown at a mailman.

        Speak­ing of which–Marc Randazza’s blog has a bril­liant strat­egy for end­ing the TSA that even wimps can employ:
        Time for a Revolt Against the TSA

    • Geo. McCalip says:

      Can you imag­ine Thomas Jef­fer­son or George Wash­ing­ton tak­ing their boots off to get through TSA secu­rity? I can imag­ine a TSA agent in the ER hav­ing said boot sur­gi­cally removed from his backside.

    • Geo. McCalip says:

      I have writ­ten a protest song regard­ing TSA and sung it to very pos­i­tive response at a few open mics. Lyrics and chords are posted at:
      http://ukeshirts.com/tabs/Airport_Security_Blues.pdf

  9. Charles Hokanson says:

    When I read Randazza’s let­ter to Vicki Roberts, I had to know what kind of atty has an email address of “Vicki@RestMyCase.com” and would take the TSA person’s case, then demand $500k, instead of show­ing her the door. So, I ran a search and found out Vicki Roberts is a “Celebrity Lawyer” and a “Pre­mier Legal Strate­gist and Con­sul­tant.” Here are some results of the web results:

    http://www.RestMyCase.com — seems to do every­thing under the sun — a real jack of all trades — check out the legal ser­vices tab at http://www.restmycase.com/legalservices.html

    http://www.prweb.com/releases/2007/09/prweb553967.htm — a press release she issued about herself;

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2399449/ — one of her imdb pages; and

    http://www.metnews.com/lamc-open.html — an arti­cle about her appar­ently unsuc­cess­ful run for a muni court judgeship.

    There was a lot more, of course.

  10. Geo. McCalip says:

    That should be “her.”

  11. Michael Stuart says:

    It’s cru­cial that as many peo­ple as pos­si­ble RECORD their TSA encoun­ters.
    Hun­dreds upon hun­dreds of YouTubes, com­plete with the screener’s name, will blow a chilly draft of account­abil­ity on these thugs.

    I love Angela’s idea; get­ting the thug’s name, look­ing them in the eye, and forc­ing them out of their mob role and into a per­sonal encounter is pow­er­ful stuff.

    I’m a big fan of Marc Randazza’s plan to shun them in their lives out­side TSA, too.

    I wonder–is there a pub­licly avail­able list of these thugs? They’re gov employ­ees, FOIA request anyone?

  12. Lisa Simeone says:

    We have lots of accounts on TUG (Travel Under­ground) of peo­ple who’ve suc­cess­fully recorded their encoun­ters, and of peo­ple who’ve been bul­lied, harassed, intim­i­dated, and pre­vented from record­ing their encoun­ters. It’s all a crapshoot.

    • Mark Bennett says:

      How many of them have pub­lished their harassers’ names?

      • Lisa Simeone says:

        Good ques­tion. I don’t know. I didn’t join TUG until a few months ago, and it had already been up and run­ning for a while with thou­sands of com­ments. I do know some mem­bers still have pend­ing law­suits and com­plaints against the TSA (the lat­ter, of course, have all been ignored).

        The groper of Andrea Abbott’s daugh­ter has been named pub­licly. I think at least one of Yukari Miyamae’s assailants has also been named, can’t remem­ber now. There’s so much info to keep track of.

        By the way, I’ve updated my Mas­ter List of TSA Abuses and Crimes, but the TUG­meis­ter hasn’t had a chance to upload it yet. He’s got a full-time job plus does activism on sev­eral fronts. So I don’t know when it’s going to show up on-line.

  13. Tanner Andrews says:

    It’s a real shame that the links go into scribd instead of reach­ing view­able instances of the doc­u­ments. I find that scribd is sort of like a roach motel for doc­u­ments: they check in OK, but they don’t check out.

    • Mark Bennett says:

      Didn’t we cover this elsewhere?

      Sug­gest another way for me to pub­lish PDFs inline so that read­ers don’t have to down­load the whole thing, and I’ll try it.

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