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Sgt. William Palmer

I can imag­ine the rib­bing in the police locker room: “Man, Bill, that Joel Rosen­berg guy really punked you. He schooled you on the law on video, then got the county to start inves­ti­gat­ing you for assault, and rubbed it in across the inter­net. I wish I’d been there, I’d have…” fol­lowed by one of those fan­tasies that are so easy to come up with five min­utes after the event is over, involv­ing false arrest and prob­a­bly unlaw­ful force.

Sergeant William Palmer, not feel­ing very alpha, takes it in silence—he’s not going to tell these guys that he didn’t arrest Rosen­berg at the scene because, dagnab­bit, he thought Joel was prob­a­bly right about the law—but he fumes and won­ders. The teas­ing con­tin­ues, aided by Rosenberg’s unremit­ting use of social media to twit Palmer, until finally Palmer decides to get back at Rosen­berg, and swears out an arrest war­rant (PDF).

The war­rant is for the felony of car­ry­ing a firearm in the cour­t­house. Because car­ry­ing a firearm in the cour­t­house com­plex is a felony—except for “per­sons who carry pis­tols accord­ing to the terms of a per­mit issued under sec­tion 624.714 and who so notify the sher­iff or the com­mis­sioner of pub­lic safety, as appro­pri­ate”—which, oddly enough, is a cat­e­gory into which Joel neatly fits. And except that the city hall is not really a part of the cour­t­house com­plex, but a judge says it is.

The war­rant is also for con­tempt of court because, you see, there was a judge’s order declar­ing the police sta­tion a cour­t­house (how many legs does a dog have, if a judge says that a tail is a leg?) and bar­ring cit­i­zens from car­ry­ing firearms there—except that, among other prob­lems, “no sher­iff, police chief, gov­ern­men­tal unit, gov­ern­ment offi­cial, gov­ern­ment employee, or other per­son or body act­ing under color of law or gov­ern­men­tal author­ity may … limit the exer­cise of a per­mit to carry.”

Here’s the PC from the arrest war­rant on the con­tempt of court:

Yes, it is in fact alleged that he DESCRIBE BEHAVIOR in con­tempt of the Hen­nepin County Juve­nile Court. Now, I ask you: can we really have peo­ple like Joel Rosen­berg going around DESCRIBE BEHAVIOR? I say not, and I say we should DESCRIBE KANGAROO PROCEDURE and then DESCRIBE BIZARRE AND PAINFUL PUNISHMENT them.

I don’t ordi­nar­ily pick on other people’s judges—Texas being a target-rich environment—but what kind of Ruben-Guerrero judge is Janet Pos­ton, to sign an arrest war­rant based on the alle­ga­tion that some­one has DESCRIBE BEHAVIOR? She didn’t even bother to read the papers.

Here (PDF) is the court order made DATE OF ORDER that Rosen­berg is allegedly in con­tempt of by DESCRIBE BEHAVIOR). It’s not an order of the Hen­nepin County Juve­nile Court, and it doesn’t, by its terms, cover the build­ing at 350 South Fifth Street in Min­neapo­lis. This order unlaw­fully lim­its the exer­cise of a per­mit to carry, but it does so at 300 South Fifth Street.

A court order, to be enforce­able by con­tempt, has to be spe­cific enough to give peo­ple notice of what is for­bid­den. Bot­tom line: the charges wouldn’t stick, and Bill Palmer knew it, just as he had known from the begin­ning. But, hey, at least Palmer could get a lit­tle bit of his man­hood back in the eyes of the boys in the locker room by arrest­ing Joel. Rosen­berg might beat the rap, but he can’t beat the ride.

So Rosen­berg sits in jail tonight, held in lieu of a $100,000 bond. Many peo­ple, fac­ing a 0–5 year felony and exces­sive bail, would plead guilty to a mis­de­meanor just to get out an home to their fam­i­lies. Joel Rosen­berg is, I think, cut of dif­fer­ent cloth. He’s got an excel­lent lawyer—David M. Gross—on his case and, as Green­field notes, a wife who sup­ports him.

So Rosen­berg will sit in jail deal­ing with his health prob­lems, and Rosen­berg will fight the case, and Rosen­berg will win the case. And, before all is said and done, Sergeant Palmer’s lit­tle self-esteem-fluffing exer­cise will cost the city a pretty penny.

Fol­low the story as it devel­ops here.

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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12 Responses to “Sgt. William Palmer”

  1. Mark — thank you so much for your sup­port. — Felicia

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  3. […] Mark Ben­nett is.  And he’s got the ulti­mate write-up, so far, of the Rosen­berg case.  It’s over at his blog. The war­rant is for the felony of car­ry­ing a firearm in the cour­t­house. Because car­ry­ing a firearm […]

  4. lewis kennedy says:

    My imme­di­ate reac­tion was crimes against fashion.

    Dis­re­gard­ing the sus­pect. I mean, how can an police offi­cer — not under­cover (because hey, this is his place of work) — be wear­ing denims?

    Surely the fash­ion police should be involved as an absolute minimum?

    Seri­ously, can a police offi­cer invoke his pow­ers under denim — at his office?

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  7. Douglas A. Wickstrom says:

    Look closely at that war­rant. Exam­ine Judge Poston’s “sig­na­ture” very closely, and com­pare it to the rest of the war­rant. I did, and com­pared it to an exam­ple of Judge Poston’s sig­na­ture she thought­fully pro­vided me some years ago in another mat­ter. It is my per­sonal opin­ion that the undated war­rant is _literally_ rubber-stamped.

    • Mark Bennett says:

      Legally, that may not be a big deal. If I use a rub­ber stamp to sign a doc­u­ment, it is still my signature.

      In fact, if I give some­one else per­mis­sion to sign a doc­u­ment for me (or to rub­ber­stamp it), it is still my signature.

  8. Stephen J. Ardent says:

    How did this ever turn out? I searched the site but never found a followup.

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