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Yodle’s “Stellar Record”

Rique Bob­bitt has “a stel­lar record as defense attor­ney” and pass­ing famil­iar­ity with indef­i­nite arti­cles. So do Clark Adams and Edward Red­dish. Richard Cole­man has “a stel­lar record as per­sonal injury attor­ney” and the same artic­u­late deficit.

McNair Hawn Jack­son have “a stel­lar record as elder and dis­abil­ity attor­neys.” Dearfield, Kruer and Co., LLC have “a stel­lar record as bank­ruptcy attor­ney” but a weak grasp of number.

Richard Dar­den has “a stel­lar record as a crim­i­nal defense attor­ney,” as does Blair Jones.

How do we know these peo­ple have stel­lar records? Because they tell us so! These lawyers, as well as Edward Vais­man, James P. Peter­son, Fur­long & Drew­niak, Allie Booker (rep­re­sent­ing Hous­ton!), Robert Tun­ni­cliff, and many more are pay­ing Yodle to tout them on the web. Yodle is using the same lan­guage to describe each of them:

In addi­tion to hav­ing a stel­lar record as [type of law] attor­ney, [name] has [num­ber] years of expe­ri­ence, giv­ing him the intri­cate under­stand­ing of legal pro­ce­dures nec­es­sary to develop a win­ning strat­egy for your case.

Our com­mit­ment to you is to go the extra mile to win your case, and we take that pledge very seri­ously. So when you [describe legal need], choose an attor­ney that not only knows your rights, but will do every­thing in [his/her] power to pro­tect them. Choose [name].

There’s a lit­tle vari­abil­ity: one first-year lawyer doesn’t have “[num­ber] years of expe­ri­ence,” but only “the intri­cate under­stand­ing” yadda yadda.

That par­tic­u­lar baby lawyer claims, but doesn’t have, a “stel­lar record.” Aside from the fact that nobody has a “stel­lar record” after only 11 months of prac­tic­ing law, court records show her as coun­sel of record on no cases. So at least some­times (prob­a­bly, those of us who have actu­ally prac­ticed law know, most of the time) this claim to a “stel­lar record” on these cookie-cutter sites is a lie. It’s deceptive.

If this were mere mar­ket­ing, decep­tively claim­ing a “stel­lar record” might be legally defen­si­ble as “mere puffery.” But we are lawyers, and dif­fer­ent rules apply to us. This is why lawyers need to under­stand the for­mula OM = OE and its corol­lary OM = OR, and need to hold mar­keters like Yodle under short rein: we have to play by the rules of legal ethics; they don’t. The rules that work just fine for peo­ple try­ing to sell used cars or Ginsu knives on the web will get lawyers into eth­i­cal and rep­u­ta­tional morasses from which they can never recover.

Mak­ing decep­tive claims about your­self in your adver­tis­ing is a vio­la­tion of the dis­ci­pli­nary rules, of ethics, of morals, and of the law. Do you think the first-year lawyer who pays Yodle to mar­ket her “stel­lar record” cares? Well, no, prob­a­bly not—she’s 27 years old, has been prac­tic­ing for 11 months, and is still a fool, but she should.

Do the rest of us care about Yodle lying on behalf of the lawyers it mar­kets? Gen­er­ally, I think, not—the pre­dom­i­nant ethic in the blaw­gos­phere at the moment seems to be, “if you don’t inter­fere with my tout­ing myself, I won’t inter­fere with your tout­ing your­self” (and besides, “Polic­ing the blaw­gos­phere and call­ing out spe­cific lawyers on what are still debat­able eth­i­cal issues seems … pater­nal­is­tic and futile”).

Should we care?

There has been some rend­ing of cloth­ing and gnash­ing of teeth among mar­ket­ing lawyers and those who would sell them mar­ket­ing about the ABA’s announce­ment that it is con­sid­er­ing reg­u­la­tion of online adver­tis­ing. This should (as I sug­gested nine months ago) not be a sur­prise. Where, as in online legal mar­ket­ing, there is an eth­i­cal vac­uum, some­one is going to step in with reg­u­la­tions. Which, as Scott Green­field says, is a rea­son we should care. Should have; it’s prob­a­bly too late.

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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9 Responses to “Yodle’s “Stellar Record””

  1. Turk says:

    Oh, this is funny. I Googled one of the phrases above:

    Our com­mit­ment to you is to go the extra mile to win your case, and we take that pledge very seriously.

    Check out the result:
    http://tinyurl.com/2c4jvop

  2. shg says:

    In the early, ugly, days, it seemed as if the only lawyers to hap­pily throw off eth­i­cal con­sid­er­a­tions were the scum­mi­est of the scum. It seems as if’s become the norm. We may end up being the only lawyers on the inter­net with­out “stel­lar records.”

    As you say, they don’t care that Yodle is lying on their behalf. There seems to only be a few of us remain­ing who give a damn. The rest find us an annoy­ance, mak­ing that occa­sional buzzing sound that inter­feres with their sell­ing pros­ecp­tive client’s on promises they can’t deliver. And here we are, still try­ing to per­suade lawyers to be hon­est and truth­ful, like fool­ish old dinosaurs warn­ing that the ice is coming.

    I can’t help but won­der what sort of deal Yodle will offer you to say some­thing nice about them. Per­haps they will make you a “super-de-duper stel­lar lawyer,” reserved for only their most impor­tant lawyers.

  3. Patrick says:

    Does any­one think that a lawyer’s com­plete and total inabil­ity to super­vise the cre­ation of adver­tis­ing mate­r­ial on the lawyer’s behalf raises a sub­stan­tial ques­tion as to that lawyer’s fit­ness to prac­tice law?

    • Windypundit says:

      They don’t even have to super­vise the cre­ation of the web­site, but they should show some signs of hav­ing read it. I’m not a lawyer, but isn’t care­ful read­ing part of the core skill set?

  4. Just for gig­gles, you might find it inter­est­ing that Yodle is a spon­sor of the NACDL sem­i­nar here in Savan­nah, GA and has a table outside.

  5. […] lawyers’ web­sites use exactly the same phras­ing in pro­mot­ing their ser­vices. Mark Ben­nett finds out why, and iden­ti­fies some eth­i­cal prob­lems in boil­er­plate assur­ances that lawyers par­tic­i­pat­ing in the […]

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  7. Louis Gagnon says:

    Fol­low­ing my pre­vi­ous com­ments on your first post, I’d like to offer my point of view here as well.

    As part of our web­site offer­ing, clients can:
    • Pro­vide us con­tent.
    • Uti­lize our stock con­tent.
    • Adjust our stock con­tent to fit their indi­vid­ual practice.

    Most of our clients elect to use our stock con­tent because they feel like it is the most cost-effective option for them. We are con­tin­u­ally work­ing to improve our stock con­tent across busi­ness ver­ti­cals with a view towards min­i­miz­ing the kinds of issues that you are point­ing to in this blog entry.

    We encour­age those clients who choose to use stock con­tent to take the fol­low­ing steps to ensure that the con­tent rep­re­sents their sit­u­a­tion appropriately:

    1. Review the site that they pur­chase.
    2. Con­tact their Account Man­ager to change or amend con­tent when necessary.

    We will work with our clients to make the appro­pri­ate updates as well as notify you of our upcom­ing enhance­ment to pro­vide more copy writ­ing sup­port for clients.

    You can email me via info{at}yodle.com (ref­er­ence my name) for addi­tional fol­low up or infor­ma­tion. Thanks, Louis

    • Mark Bennett says:

      Thank you for your comments.

      The poten­tial client will nat­u­rally, read­ing a page writ­ten partly in the first per­son, think they are view­ing a sam­ple of the lawyer’s product.

      Any stock con­tent using the first per­son is inher­ently decep­tive, and there­fore unethical.

      Lawyers are in a posi­tion that other busi­ness­peo­ple are not: we are writ­ers. How well we do for our clients depends on how well we can, on our own and on the fly, frame a per­sua­sive argument.

      Peo­ple “elect to use your stock content”—that is, allow you to pub­lish untrue, erro­neous, and decep­tive things in their names and voices—because they think they have to “get online,” they are stingy and lazy, and they don’t con­sider the eth­i­cal ram­i­fi­ca­tions of let­ting mar­keters write things in their name.

      You don’t care about the eth­i­cal ram­i­fi­ca­tions; nobody should expect you to, since the less you care the more money you make. But your cus­tomers had bet­ter care. Because—you will agree with me—they remain respon­si­ble for the con­tent of their sites, which could do great harm to their rep­u­ta­tions (not to men­tion their licenses) in exactly the same way that you are respon­si­ble for your salespeople’s lies about Yodle’s rela­tion­ship with NACDL.

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