Comments on: More Great UTMB Ideas

By: Des Foto

Des Foto — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 14:16:39 +0000

If you limited it to the governor of Texas it would work. That is if you could get his head out of his rectum.

By: Catherine Mulcahey

Catherine Mulcahey — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 19:37:01 +0000

Limiting this to Texas probably wouldn’t be sufficient. Do you suppose that between us (US) an UK, there are enough mentally ill prison inmates to plug an oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico?

By: DJMoore

DJMoore — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 13:38:22 +0000

Random vaguely related trivia:

In Brian DePalma’s rock’n'roll fantasy Phantom of the Paradise, Swan punishes Winslow not only by framing him on a drug charge and getting him imprisoned, but also “volunteers” him for an experimental program that involves replacing all his teeth with stainless steel implants.

By: Ted Wood

Ted Wood — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 11:53:38 +0000

In the “good old days” (i.e., the 60′s), if you got into a little dust up with the constabulary, you could always sign up for the military and kill yellow people- I say, put some eme’s and MS 13′s into those little set to’s in the middle east- they’ll be beggin us for a chance to surrender tto the white man- can you just picture the terror of getting caught up in the middle of a crack or meth battle between the vera cruz cartel and the sinaloa cartel? we need to get them addicted to the drugs we have control over- Meth, scripts, hydro, etc.- the resources are there – and our fine Texas inmates could be proud contributors- we colud also shoot some of the small ones out a cannon and into fighter windshielsds -like chickens, only more realistic-what about STD research- the possibilities are endless – most of our cross bar resdents are already adept at the greek style- both men and women – the introduction of some bacterium or virus- hey, a cure could be right around the corner!!!

By: Windypundit

Windypundit — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 05:50:20 +0000

Liver Farm. The liver is pretty uniform, so you can remove about 70% of it without killing the donor. And it grows back. Wound Ballistics Lab. Not really necessary right now, with two wars and all, but a definite plus if peace breaks out. Also, Brothel is kind of a traditional favorite.

By: John David Galt

John David Galt — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 04:02:00 +0000

#1 has been going on in China for years.

I realize Texas has been racing for years to overtake China in total number of executions (we already imprison a lot more people than they do), but do we really want to go there?

By: mirriam

mirriam — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 03:51:20 +0000

I’m totally down with the soylent green facility. Our community is lacking one so. . .