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Prosecutors: Please Be More Careful

I, [name of pros­e­cu­tor], the under­signed Assis­tant Dis­trict Attroney, do hereby cer­tify that a true and cor­rect copy of the fore­go­ing doc­u­ment was served on the attor­ney for the Defen­dant by cer­ti­fied mail on 11÷10÷09.

[signed]

When you sign a cer­tifi­cate of ser­vice it is sup­posed to be true. If you file a doc­u­ment with a false cer­tifi­cate of ser­vice, that’s a class A mis­de­meanor. (We’ve cov­ered this before. Every year or so.)

When I sign a cer­tifi­cate of ser­vice, I make damn sure I’ve done what the cer­tifi­cate says I’ve done before fil­ing the doc­u­ment, not only because it’s right, but also because I’m not labor­ing under the delu­sive belief that your boss won’t file charges against me.

Are you labor­ing under the delu­sive belief that she won’t file charges against you?

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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4 Responses to “Prosecutors: Please Be More Careful”

  1. Brendan Kelly says:

    OOhhh… somebody’s gonnah get a whippin!!

    BTW I had jury duty Tues­day, saw you at the court but you were going out and I was putting on my belt and shoes after hav­ing gone through the metal detec­tor, so we missed each other.

    Take care!

  2. Mr. B.,

    Q. In regards to Cert. of Service.

    If an attor­ney files a Motion for (Not tried in jail issue clothes), Motion for (Dis­cov­ery & Inspec­tions), Motion for (Dis­clo­sure of Favor­able Evi­dence), Motion for (Dis­cov­ery of Agree­ment w/ wit­ness), and the Cert of Service(s) are filled out and file date stamped but the ORDER form pages are not filled out & signed by pre­sid­ing judge, what is the prob­lem? crime? etc… Thanks.

    • Mark Bennett says:

      No crime. We file motions with orders attached, and later present them to the judge for sig­na­ture … or not, as the case may be. The motions you describe sound like boil­er­plate motions, often filed with­out much thought. Nobody is tried in jail clothes, the State is oblig­ated to pro­vide dis­clo­sure of favor­able (Brady) evi­dence, includ­ing agree­ments with wit­nesses, and for at least 15 years Har­ris County has, through its open-file pol­icy, given the defense more dis­cov­ery than the law, strictly speak­ing, enti­tles it to in the vast major­ity of crim­i­nal cases.

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