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The “Expert” Also Known as “Lunch”.

I’ve sug­gested before that a lawyer can know as much about the nar­row sub­ject of an expert witness’s tes­ti­mony that hurts the defense than does the expert him­self. Even when it’s brain surgery, it’s not rocket sci­ence. Being a trial lawyer means being able to learn enough about the topic at hand that igno­rance is not a handicap.

But despite my abil­ity to quickly get up to speed on the state of the art in a very nar­row area of, say, med­i­cine, I have never held myself out to be an expert in knife wounds (to give one exam­ple) or post­mortem dis­tri­b­u­tion of alco­hol through­out the body (to give another).

Cue Adri­anos M. Fac­chetti, guest-blogging at blog for profit:

Let me be clear. I believe I became an “expert” on the sub­ject in less than 6 months because I stud­ied it like crazy and few peo­ple knew any­thing about it. How­ever, I cer­tainly became an expert within 6 months because Google said I was.

And one thing is for sure: You are what Google says you are.

Um, NO! If “You are what Google says you are” is the One Sure Thing, then there are no sure things.
(In the “small world” cat­e­gory, Adrianos’s claim reminds me of Andy Nolen’s claim that he was “rated by Google and Yahoo as one of Houston’s best crim­i­nal attor­neys”.)

I leave it to Scott Green­field to point out the log­i­cal con­nec­tions between Adrianos’s fool­ish state­ments and a mis­di­rected focus on mar­ket­ing:

How­ever, the whole of the post presents a dan­ger­ous, and damn­ing, propo­si­tion, that one can cre­ate the fic­tional appear­ance of exper­tise on the inter­net in 5 easy steps in 6 months.  The fact is that Adri­anos is quite right, the inter­net is awash in peo­ple who have fab­ri­cated the appear­ance of “exper­tise”, and most peo­ple can’t tell the dif­fer­ence between those who pos­sess the exper­tise they claim and those who are total frauds.  Indeed, many of the most promi­nent frauds have aggre­gated their voices to cre­ate a hosanna cho­rus around each other,  care­fully pro­tect­ing each other so that no one will learn of the sham.

Instead of the Vast Mar­ket­ing Con­spir­acy, this will be a cri­tique of the very idea of the Six-Month “Expert”.

On Twit­ter, Adri­anos clar­i­fied how he was using “expert” (the Inves­tiga­tive Dis­course Analy­sis experts would have a field day with the fact that in his blog posts Adri­anos encloses expert in doubt quotes as often as not):

Expert means to me“a per­son who has spe­cial skill or knowl­edge in some par­tic­u­lar field”(Not the be all end all)

This is pretty thin gruel. From study, exper­i­ment, and life expe­ri­ence I have spe­cial skill and knowledge—more skill or knowl­edge than most peo­ple have—in hun­dreds of fields, from Porsche repair to the­ol­ogy. Yet to call me “expert” in any of those fields would be silly. Any­one who has been to law school is “expert” in many areas of the law—she has spe­cial knowl­edge of con­tracts, torts, crim­i­nal law, pro­ce­dure. If that’s what “expert” means, then “expert” means nothing.

But that’s not what expert means to the pub­lic; if a wet-behind-the-ears lawyer were to hold him­self out as a crim­i­nal law expert by virtue of hav­ing taken a cou­ple of classes in the sub­ject, that’d be fraud.

But wait, says Adrianos,

I didn’t make it up. Look it up in the dictionary.

I loathe the argu­ment ex dic­tio­nar­ium. If your argu­ment hinges on con­vinc­ing peo­ple that a word means what your dic­tio­nary says it means, you’ve already, in my view, lost. English-language dic­tio­nar­ies are descrip­tive, not pre­scrip­tive, and vary wildly. My OED, for exam­ple, has two major def­i­n­i­tions for the noun “expert”, nei­ther of which accords closely with Adrianos’s. I won’t quote them because I’m more inter­ested in experts’ func­tion, in the con­text of the prac­tice of law, than the word’s dic­tio­nary definition.

In the prac­tice of law, the expert is not the per­son the media calls for a quote (to become that sort of expert takes not six months but four weeks, accord­ing to Tim Fer­riss). In the prac­tice of law, the expert is the per­son you would spend your own money to hire if you needed a par­tic­u­lar prob­lem solved.

In six months, can you become the lawyer whom peo­ple will want to hire when they need a par­tic­u­lar prob­lem solved? It depends on how nar­rowly you define the prob­lem.

I don’t con­test Adrianos’s asser­tion that he is expert (or at least “expert”) in inter­net defama­tion law. He says that he knows every­thing he can about inter­net defama­tion; peo­ple call him for advice on inter­net defama­tion cases. If the prob­lem were, “might these facts sup­port a defama­tion claim, such that I should spend some money inves­ti­gat­ing” I might call Adri­anos myself (not that he would take my call).

But if I needed to refer a client to a lawyer to actu­ally inves­ti­gate or file suit or try an inter­net defama­tion case, I would look for some­one whose exper­tise included actu­ally inves­ti­gat­ing or fil­ing law­suits or actu­ally try­ing cases. Whether that lawyer had stud­ied inter­net defama­tion law would not be important—I would fig­ure that he could get up to speed in the niche quickly enough to neu­tral­ize any advan­tage that some­one with six months’ study would oth­er­wise have. This is what trial lawyers do: learn enough about dis­parate areas of knowl­edge quickly enough that their for­mer igno­rance is no longer a handicap.

While it would be brazen of me to claim exper­tise, I am more than com­pe­tent at pick­ing juries and at cross-examining wit­nesses; that is after 14+ years of actu­ally pick­ing juries and cross-examining wit­nesses, and study­ing diverse related fields out­side the law. Exper­tise in those endeav­ors could not pos­si­bly be gained in six months by any­one. Four­teen years in, I still get bet­ter every year.

There are many sim­i­lars areas, in which six months is not enough to even make a dent in becom­ing an expert (or even an “expert”).

There are undoubt­edly many nar­row areas in which one can become a sort of expert in six months, but here is the prob­lem with the sort of “exper­tise” that can be acquired in six months: it’s tran­si­tory. If it took you six months to become expert in a sub­ject, some­one else can do the same as quickly. The law is often adver­sar­ial, and if your adver­sary is as moti­vated to become expert as you are, he can attain supe­rior exper­tise as quickly as or quicker than you, even if he has spent the past decade hon­ing the trial skills that you lack.
Twitter quote: if you are my adversary and it took you six months to become expert, you'd better pray that litigation is over in five.
Here’s my advice to the young lawyer who is (as Adri­anos was) stug­gling to make ends meet, try­ing to break through and make a bet­ter living:

It’s not easy. It never was easy, it never will be easy, and it never should be easy. Noth­ing worth doing is easy.

Work hard, study, lis­ten, and—most importantly—don’t hold your­self out to be some­thing you’re not even if you can make a few bucks doing so.

It is the quest for easy money in the prac­tice of law that leads lawyers to lie, cheat, and steal.

Now, I’ve got to say some­thing about marketing.

There is more than one for­mer lawyer who, after find­ing dis­grace with the bar for rip­ping peo­ple off, is mak­ing a liv­ing in the mar­ket­ing dodge. Now they are lead­ing other lawyers on the quest for easy money that led to their own downfall.

Adri­anos found one of them after less than two years of prac­tice, and now he’s an apos­tle of The Easy Way, seek­ing suc­cess through the wide gate of Blog­ging for Profit and down the broad road of Google “expertise”.

Don’t fall for it. Stand up for what’s right, tell the truth, work hard, and don’t sur­ren­der your rep­u­ta­tion to the mar­keters after two years, and you’ll find a hun­dred more-experienced lawyers, true experts, eager to help you learn and suc­ceed. Take short­cuts, and you’ll wind up swing­ing in the wind. The wide gate and the broad road lead only to destruction.

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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5 Responses to “The “Expert” Also Known as “Lunch”.”

  1. John Kindley says:

    I am amazed that the dis­bar­ment of the well-known mar­keter you linked to is not more widely known, given all the well-justified acri­mony of cer­tain well-known blawgers towards cer­tain well-known legal mar­keters. That’s the first I’d heard of it.

    I admit that I talked to such a mar­keter (maybe even the one in ques­tion) when I was think­ing of start­ing up my own blawg. For­tu­nately, I instead bartered legal ser­vices for web design with a client, and decided I wanted to blog for my own pur­poses and not for profit (although a high Google rank couldn’t hurt … most of the time).

    Who knows, maybe my scofflaw atti­tude will get me dis­barred some­day, but I know it won’t be because I ripped off clients or told them I was an expert when I wasn’t. Bank­ruptcy before dishonor.

  2. Tony Mann says:

    Some one once said to me ” If they claim to be an expert, they usu­ally are noth­ing more than a spurt”. I guess if I worked it right I to could pass the Bar by using gog­gle who needs law schools?

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