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Kirk Bernard: Not a Thief?

Some­time soon Wash­ing­ton per­sonal injury attor­ney Kirk Bernard, or Susan L. Sipe of SLS Con­sult­ing, who claims respon­si­bil­ity for Bernard’s inter­net marketing,

Kirk Bernard webpage footer—SLS Consulting
is going to google Bernard’s name. “Holy shit, what have I done?”, he’ll ask when he sees:
Google search results for 'Kirk Bernard'

Kirk Earned him­self the cov­eted Ass­hat Lawyer of the Day award here at Defend­ing Peo­ple yes­ter­day with this post.

Image of first paragraphs of Kirk Bernard post.

Oth­ers fol­lowed, includ­ing Patrick at Pope­hat and Mike at Crime and Fed­er­al­ism who, after first expand­ing on the theme “Kirk Bernard is a Slime Ball”,  dug into some of Bernard’s posts and found three posts bor­row­ing sub­stan­tially from media accounts with­out attri­bu­tion.

Mike calls it pla­gia­rism; it looks like pla­gia­rism to me too. Yet I’m will­ing to bet that Kirk Bernard didn’t com­mit plagiarism.

Why? Because odds are that Bernard has some­body (Susan L. Sipe of SLS Con­sult­ing?) writ­ing “his” blog posts for him. Sure, it’s got his name at the bot­tom of it, but did he write it? Unlikely. Did he know that it was pla­gia­rized? Who knows. Maybe he’ll tell us here or at Crime & Fed­er­al­ism. (Would he care if he knew? Dif­fer­ent ques­tion entirely.)

So if Kirk Bernard might not be a thief, he might also be a kind, sen­si­tive, hon­est, hum­ble human being who would never traf­fic in the mis­for­tune of oth­ers. So it’s not fair to call him an ass­hat for the same con­duct, is it?

Sure it is. He is ulti­mately respon­si­ble for his mar­ket­ing, and if he doesn’t write his own blog posts, he’s even more of an ass­hat for pay­ing some­one to make him appear to be an asshat.

Lawyers have caught on slowly to the inter­net. They too often think of it as a sur­ro­gate for the Yel­low Pages, in which the name of the game is to get your­self the biggest ad you can (i.e. as many web­sites as you can) as near the front of the book as pos­si­ble (i.e. as high in Google searches as possible).

Mar­keters look­ing for lawyers’ money encour­age lawyers to think of the web this way because vis­i­bil­ity is easy to manip­u­late, with mul­ti­ple inter­link­ing URLs and SEO. With his “blog” repub­lish­ing news accounts of acci­dents (keyword-rich by nature), Kirk Bernard is play­ing the vis­i­bil­ity game.

But the cor­rect way for lawyers to think of the inter­net is as a sur­ro­gate for the Real World, in which the objec­tive is to do the best job you can and hope that vol­un­teers spread your good rep­u­ta­tion. Peo­ple sell­ing mar­ket­ing ser­vices to suck­erslawyers aren’t, by and large, inter­ested in encour­ag­ing them to thing of the web as a world in which rep­u­ta­tion mat­ters because rep­u­ta­tion is dif­fi­cult and dan­ger­ous to manipulate.

Look at how a web-savvy poten­tial client will look for a lawyer. First she’ll google the kind of lawyer she’s look­ing for (“Hous­ton crim­i­nal lawyer”, for exam­ple, or—in Kirk Bernard’s case—“Washington per­sonal injury attor­ney”). She’ll get some names. Rec­og­niz­ing, how­ever, that lawyers’ web­sites are adver­tise­ments (and see­ing that many of them are bla­tantly self-aggrandizing, Yel­low Pages ads writ large), she’ll google those lawyers’ names and see what other peo­ple are say­ing about them. Even if she heard a name offline from a friend (“So-and-so did a great job for my cousin”), she’ll google so-and-so before even mak­ing the call.

If you’re mar­ket­ing your­self on the inter­net, get­ting found in the first place is less than half the bat­tle. If your online rep­u­ta­tion is poor, you’re not going to get most of the poten­tial clients who found you online, and you’re also going to lose those poten­tial clients who found you offline but researched you online before sign­ing up.

I’ve writ­ten before about how lawyers risk falling afoul of the eth­i­cal rules when they out­source mar­ket­ing deci­sions. This week­end we’ve seen how quickly a mar­ket­ing move can turn into an online rep­u­ta­tional cat­a­stro­phe. The sud­den shock to Kirk Bernard’s online rep­u­ta­tion should serve as a
cau­tion­ary tale to lawyers who mar­ket them­selves online, espe­cially
those who hire oth­ers to look after the details.

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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5 Responses to “Kirk Bernard: Not a Thief?”

  1. Tarian says:

    If Kirk Bernard is half the ass­hat he seems to be, I’ll be he couldn’t care less about any­thing any­one says, unless of course it might be actionable.

    Care­ful, Mark! With that the­ory of imputed respon­si­bil­ity, you sounded almost like…well, never mind. No need to put you in a foul mood this early in the morn­ing with some ill-advised teasing.

  2. JGL says:

    I already have google alerts set up for my name in the var­i­ous iter­a­tions in which it appears in the media from time to time, and I’m not an insuf­fer­able atten­tion whore. I’m sure he already knows what’s going on here and at Pope­hat, but could care less.

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  5. Jim Malone says:

    Worked with this Kirk and he’s a crook. Took my graphic work for $100 and refused to pay via odesk.

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