Dear Mr. Evans,
I was looking at websites under the keyword “linxmonster” and came across your site . . . . I see that you’re ranked # 2 in Google, after one that describes you as a moron.
Bummer.
(You should have stopped emailing me when I asked you nicely or clicked on unsubscribe.)
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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.
Poetry. What an intensely satisfying feeling it must have been for you to see that google result, draft the note, send it off, and then post it here with the screenshot. That’s like a payback pentathlon.
Google-slapped!
Please post the Hiersekornesque “I will sue you response.” Pleeeeeease.