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Advice to a Young Criminal Defense Trial Lawyer (bump)

Lots of new criminal-defense lawyers have dis­cov­ered Defend­ing Peo­ple since this early post, Advice to a Young Crim­i­nal Defense Trial Lawyer. I’m bump­ing it back to the top because it’s one of those posts that I think peo­ple might find help­ful, and might not hap­pen upon otherwise.

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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3 Responses to “Advice to a Young Criminal Defense Trial Lawyer (bump)”

  1. Ken says:

    Great post, I’m glad you bumped it.

    When my part­ner and I left BIGLAW and opened our own shop with just the two of us and some rented desks, we faced some sim­i­lar issues. I’ll come up with my own list from a slightly dif­fer­ent perspective.

  2. Okay, I fig­ured out how to open it.

    After 44 years of prac­tice I think the best advice I can give is what to do with the “inno­cent client”. When some­one announces this to me expect­ing a big break on the fee because he is, after all, inno­cent, I tell him:

    Sir, I will now have to DOUBLE my usual fee”. (once they pick them­selves up off the floor I explain): “You see, if you are guilty and I get you a great plea deal you will tell all your friends I am the best. Even if I just get you a decent plea deal you will still be happy. Now if there is no offer and we are forced to trial and I lose you will tell me, ‘Mr. Roberts, you put on a hell of a show and I know you tried your damn­d­est. I mean, bot­tom line, I did do the crime and you ran cir­cles around that rat ass D.A.’ and you are still happy with me. Now, we go to trial and I win. Why you will erect a statute on the cour­t­house lawn in my image at your expense.”

    How­ever, if you are inno­cent, I am in a real jam. You won’t take a decent plea deal or even a bril­liant one as, after all, you are inno­cent. If we go to trial and I win you will tell me, ‘BFD, I was inno­cent. A law stu­dent could have won it’. And, god for­bid we lose. You will write my name on the shit house wall of every jail you do your time in.”

    About that time they con­cede they might be just a lit­tle bit guilty.

    Young lawyers, you are now enter­ing the best and most excit­ing time of your lives. You will have no friends in the cour­t­house so it is impor­tant to befriend the bailiffs and clerks. The other major play­ers, the judges and pros­e­cu­tors, will do their damn­d­est to fuck you. DO NOT TRUST THEM!!! Good luck.

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