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Memo to Future Lawyers

Don’t go to Mar­quette Law School.

Accord­ing to David Papke, law pro­fes­sor at Mar­quette Law School,

We don’t want law school to be lawyer-training school. When we cave in to demands of that sort from the ABA and assorted study com­mis­sions, we actu­ally invite alien­ation among law stu­dents and lawyers. Legal edu­ca­tion should appre­ci­ate the depth of the legal dis­course and explore its rich com­plex­i­ties. It should oper­ate on a graduate-school level and grad­u­ate peo­ple truly learned in the law.

If you want to be “truly learned in the law”, Mar­quette will try to grad­u­ate you. Being truly learned in the law is nice. Just nice. Not once have I had a poten­tial client ask me if I was truly learned in the law; my “truly-learned-in-the-law in Hous­ton” web­page never had a hit.

Being truly learned in the law qual­i­fies one to teach other peo­ple to be truly learned in the law, just as a PhD in phi­los­o­phy qual­i­fies one to teach phi­los­o­phy, but it doesn’t pay the bills.

Let’s face it: there are a thou­sand other areas of human knowl­edge to choose from if one wants PhD-level eru­di­tion. Many are more con­vivial than the law, and I sus­pect that most grad­u­ate pro­grams are less antag­o­nis­tic (and less expen­sive) than law school. If you want to be a scholar, there are bet­ter choices than law school.

But most peo­ple — even the lawgeeki­est amongst us — don’t go to law school to be schol­ars. They go to law school to be lawyers. And, clearly, Mar­quette Law School is not the place for that.

I don’t have any prob­lem with Mar­quette decid­ing not to train lawyers. Let Mar­quette Law School be yet another liberal-arts grad­u­ate pro­gram, but tell prospec­tive stu­dents what they’ll be getting.

In fact, I pro­pose a new motto for Mar­quette: If you want to prac­tice law, go some­where else.

Maybe some­one could even trans­late it into Latin.

[Update: Scott Green­field beat me to it: “Imag­ine, the dirt­i­ness of a law school teach­ing law stu­dents how to prac­tice law.  Dis­gust­ing.  Revolt­ing.  How beneath the dig­nity of such a dis­tin­guished scholar.  Instead, they should be taught … what?”]

[Update 2: Gideon S. Trum­pet him­self, who started this dis­cus­sion with his “10 Things I Didn’t Learn in Law School”, won­ders, “Will I get a pass when I won’t know how to pick appro­pri­ate jurors
because I will enthrall them with anec­dotes from the Fed­er­al­ist Papers?” in his “One Thing Law School Isn’t Meant to Teach You”; Miami criminal-defense lawyer Brian Tan­nebaum, at his My Law License blog, com­ments:

In med­ical school we teach stu­dents about the body, its organs, how it
works, how it reacts to cer­tain fac­tors, and what causes dis­ease and
sick­ness. Then the “doc­tors” do a “res­i­dency” where they focus on the
prac­ti­cal­i­ties of “doctoring.”

In law, we give “lawyers” a degree, that they can imme­di­ately frame, hang up in an office and greet unknow­ing clients.

]

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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10 Responses to “Memo to Future Lawyers”

  1. Ken says:

    I encoun­tered this sort of practice-snobbery in law school from cer­tain pro­fes­sors, who dis­dained teach­ing much about the actual rule of law and how to apply it. When pressed, they tended to argue that I could learn the rules of evi­dence by myself, and it was far more impor­tant to use my time at Snobby Law School to learn what great minds thought about the law and how it got that way and how we think about the law and so on.

    In fact, I have learned a tremen­dous amount about black-letter rules of law from gifted teach­ers whose lessons went far beyond the mere words on the page — they imparted insights about how dif­fer­ent rules of law inter­act, how to employ them effec­tively, and how to deter­mine the best way to apply them to new sit­u­a­tions. That teach­ing required gen­uine tal­ent and insight — tal­ent and insight that I’m not sure was within the grasp of pro­fes­sors who favored talk­ing about how law made them feel.

    Ulti­mately, the pro­fes­sors (the best of whom was a small-town prac­ti­tioner) who taught me about the rules of law far bet­ter equipped me to serve my clients, which I rather thought was the point.

  2. Clay S. Conrad says:

    The real weak­ness to Papke’s argu­ment is that a Juris Doc­tor is not a ter­mi­nal degree. There are LLM degrees, and even the rare SJD degree, for those who want to think big thoughts in the law. The JD is the entry-level law degree, and is not truly a graduate-level degree in the law.

  3. If law schools actu­ally trained peo­ple to be lawyers, they’d have fewer stu­dents (but the world would be a some­what hap­pier place).

    At least some of us who went to law school have come out the other end quite dis­ap­pointed when struck with the real­ity of Amer­i­can life: knowl­edge of LAW is irrel­e­vant. For those who actu­ally care about law, this can be jarring.

    What we have is an oli­garchy with its own some­times inter­est­ing and usu­ally vary­ing rules, ten­u­ously con­nected (in some parts of the coun­try and/or with indi­vid­ual judges) to LAW. Analytically-minded tech­ni­cians capa­ble of mak­ing sense of these sys­tems can some­times help peo­ple caught up in them.

    There isn’t much of a need for peo­ple who are inter­ested in legal the­ory in such sys­tems. The exer­cise of being inter­ested in legal the­ory (and his­tory) can some­times be use­ful to such a tech­ni­cian and may some­times pro­vide a foun­da­tion, or at least inspi­ra­tion, for argu­ments that might actu­ally work at times. But it is not nec­es­sary and sel­dom pro­vides a good return on the invest­ment. (And it CAN lead to more frus­tra­tion for those who don’t rec­og­nize the afore­men­tioned ten­u­ous­ness of any con­nec­tion between such stud­ies and reality.)

    Law school is, when it comes down to it, a trade school for peo­ple who didn’t want to get their hands dirty by becom­ing mechan­ics. And I sup­pose there’s noth­ing wrong with that, in the long run. But law schools really should be more up front about this.

    I agree with the com­ment that if all you want is to be a legal tech­ni­cian, Mar­quette may not be the place for you. At least they’re hon­est about it.

  4. Mark Bennett says:

    Rick, how do you fig­ure that “if law schools actu­ally trained peo­ple to be lawyers, they’d have fewer stu­dents”? It seems to me that vir­tu­ally every­one goes to law school expect­ing to be trained to be a lawyer.

    If law schools want fewer stu­dents, they can adver­tise that they are train­ing legal schol­ars and not prac­tic­ing lawyers. At 27 large a year, I don’t think they’ll get many takers.

  5. I agree with both your points. It’s true that “vir­tu­ally every­one goes to law school expect­ing to be trained to be a lawyer.” And I agree that if law schools explic­itly adver­tised that they were train­ing legal schol­ars and not prac­tic­ing lawyers, they would prob­a­bly not get as many takers.

    On the other hand, I don’t know many law schools that actu­ally train lawyers, do you? I’m sure there are some, but most law schools I know think they’re doing what Mar­quette says it’s doing. Most don’t suc­ceed at doing what they think they’re doing, though. Most would be insulted by my (truth­ful) state­ment that they are essen­tially trade schools for peo­ple who didn’t want to get their hands dirty by becom­ing mechanics.

    On the other hand (as Tevya the Milk­man would say, “how many hands do I have, any­way?”), although law schools don’t really train lawyers, peo­ple go to them for that anyway.

    The rea­son I think there would be fewer stu­dents if law schools were intel­lec­tu­ally hon­est and AIMED at train­ing peo­ple to become lawyers is that I think more peo­ple would drop out in the first year. I make the (per­haps erro­neous) assump­tion that if they were aim­ing at train­ing lawyers, they’d explain what it meant to BE a lawyer and expose peo­ple to that as 1Ls.

    I know quite a few lawyers who are dis­en­chanted with being lawyers, but con­tinue to do it because they invested so much money in becom­ing lawyers. I’ve heard sto­ries of peo­ple who went to law school, but never prac­ticed law after­ward, or left the prac­tice of law shortly after find­ing out what it was really like, although I don’t per­son­ally know any such people.

    If I had been taught in my first year of law school that being a lawyer did not really have much of a con­nec­tion to Law with a capital-L and if I had been taught what my life would REALLY be like, I prob­a­bly would not have gone on. I would have known ear­lier about the dis­con­nect between Law and being a lawyer.

    While I believe that a good knowl­edge of Law does help, it’s more use­ful in the sense that I men­tioned in my first com­ment: It pro­vides some foun­da­tion and/or inspi­ra­tion for argu­ment. The more I learn Law, though, the more dis­gusted I become with courts and the more con­vinced I become that our sys­tem is irrepara­bly bro­ken. At least in my expected lifetime.

    I am not sat­is­fied by the response of one long-experienced and high-ranking attor­ney to whom I said “I feel it doesn’t mat­ter how much Law I know; when I go to court, I’m still just throw­ing the dice.” His reply was, “Yes, but you’ve got a bet­ter pair of dice than most peo­ple.” It’s still dice.

    Mean­while, attor­neys typ­i­cally put in long hours. The “bill­able hour require­ments” for attor­neys in law firms are so high that most attor­neys actu­ally put in around 50 hours a week at a MINIMUM to meet them; many put in sig­nif­i­cantly more. For that, accord­ing to the Bureau of Labor Sta­tis­tics, the median income for attor­neys after one year in pri­vate prac­tice is $85,000 and $46,150 for gov­ern­ment attor­neys (i.e., pros­e­cu­tors or pub­lic defend­ers). Start­ing salary in my town for new Pub­lic Defend­ers, by the way, is allegedly around $32,000.

    So, I reit­er­ate, teach law stu­dents the truth about what it means to be a lawyer and there will be fewer students.

  6. Mark Bennett says:

    I think that’s right. If you wanted to train schol­ars, you would do away with the com­pet­i­tive­ness and the pseu­doSo­cratic method; if you wanted to train lawyers, you’d have lawyers doing the training.

    Most law schools, try­ing to teach stu­dents to be legal schol­ars when the stu­dents want to be taught to be lawyers, fail to do either well.

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  8. Jim Keech says:

    One advan­tage of doing law school as a part-time evening stu­dent was that most of the really pro­fes­so­r­ial types couldn’t be both­ered with any­thing so plebian, so we were taught in large part by “adjunct” pro­fes­sors; i.e., actual prac­tic­ing attor­neys who taught one class as a side­line. Due to this, I had the won­der­fully good for­tune to learn Admin­is­tra­tive Law from the man who was the Chief Assis­tant Attor­ney Gen­eral of the state for over 20 years. I learned Crim­i­nal Pro­ce­dure from the deputy pros­e­cu­tor in charge of the drug crimes unit for a major munic­i­pal­ity (and had some damn good arguments/fights with him in the process.) Like­wise for Admi­ralty and Torts and Tax and sev­eral other classes. The law clinic was run by peo­ple who had spent decades in Pub­lic Defense.

    I wouldn’t trade my “night school” law degree for one of the “pres­ti­gious” ones–I was lucky enough to actu­ally be taught some­thing useful.

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