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Internet Marketing for Lawyers: Here Be Dragons!

I wrote here about “Vikram”, who was spam-commenting Defend­ing Peo­ple with bad infor­ma­tion and a link to the web­site of Hous­ton DUI lawyer [name redacted by spe­cial dis­pen­sa­tion]. Today I got another of these spam com­ments, this one from “Peter”, using the same email address as “Vikram” and link­ing to Nevada lawyer Jerry Donohue’s web­site, which is very sim­i­lar to [name]‘s:

A new com­ment on the post #1192 “Who’s Spend­ing Your Mar­ket­ing Money?” is wait­ing for your approval http://blog.bennettandbennett.com/2008/12/whos-spending-your-marketing-money.html Author : peter (IP: 65.49.2.157 , 65.49.2.157) E-mail : sumit_2588@hotmail.com URL    : [deleted] Whois  : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=65.49.2.157 Com­ment: well it is good to fol­low ethics n busi­ness but one need to take a lok over the all other side too. Approve it: … [nope] Delete it: … [yes, and …?] Spam it: … [yes, please!]

(The same spammer’s email address, sumit_2588@hotmail.com, was used to send this vile spam com­ment to another blog.) [Name] is, in my opin­ion, a good and con­sci­en­tious lawyer, so I talked to him about the mis­use of his mar­ket­ing dol­lars (recall that “Vikram’s” spam com­ment on behalf of [Name]‘s DUI prac­tice admon­ished peo­ple to just go ahead and blow when they’re pulled over for DUI, because they’d spend as much money hir­ing a lawyer as they would just plead­ing guilty). [Name] told me that he’d signed up for “DUI Hot­line Net­work” at a DUI CLE pro­gram in Las Vegas. Since Jerry’s and [Name]‘s iden­ti­cal web­sites are [state]duihotline.com, that’s got to be who’s respon­si­ble for the com­ment spam includ­ing erro­neous and irre­spon­si­ble legal advice. Except that, ulti­mately, [Name] and Jerry are (must be) respon­si­ble for what they are pay­ing peo­ple to say on their own behalf. If I give my money to the mar­keters to hawk my ser­vices on the vir­tual street­corners of the inter­net, I am respon­si­ble for what they say and how they say it. It’s no dif­fer­ent than if I hire a recep­tion­ist to sit in my office. I can’t dis­claim respon­si­bil­ity because I don’t know what they are doing (“I only pulled the trig­ger; the bul­let was to blame”). In fact, I have a respon­si­bil­ity to keep track of what they are doing, and to make them stop if they get out of line. When some igno­ra­mus in New Delhi, on [Name]‘s rupee, gives bad legal advice to get [Name] more busi­ness, [Name] is at fault. Not all of us can be good at every­thing. There’s no dis­honor in hir­ing some­one else to do the things that you’re not good at. The inter­net is a for­eign place for many lawyers; they don’t have any inter­est in learn­ing the lan­guage, much less adopt­ing the cus­toms. There are plenty of pro­fes­sional mar­keters eager to take all of the money that lawyers are will­ing to throw at the prob­lem of get­ting busi­ness in this strange new world. Some of those mar­keters are undoubt­edly con­ver­sant with the eth­i­cal rules gov­ern­ing lawyers, and are look­ing out as much for their clients’ rep­u­ta­tions as their clients would them­selves. But many of them are not. And they’re sell­ing bad prod­uct (uneth­i­cal, sleazy, and harm­ful) to lawyers who don’t know any bet­ter. DUI Hot­line Net­work didn’t sell [Name] and Jerry “a pro­gram of exten­sive com­ment spam”. Instead, it sold

a net­work of web­sites cre­at­ing good nat­ural search engine rank­ings for each state’s web­site. By cross link­ing all of the sites together it helps to keep all of the site at the top of the key­word searches most fequently used key­words pur­chased by attor­neys spe­ical­iz­ing in DUI and DWI defense. If used in com­bi­na­tion with print and radio adver­tiz­ing it has been proven to cre­ate more than enough DUI leads to keep an entire firm of DUI attor­neys busy to each state.

And that’s what makes DUI Hot­line Net­work the Defend­ing Peo­ple Ass­hat of the Day. So what’s the lawyer to do who knows there are clients trav­el­ling the byways of the inter­net, but doesn’t know his way around ([Name] prob­a­bly wouldn’t know SEO from CEP)? Find a guide that you know you can trust, or stay off the inter­net until you’re savvy enough to tell the good from the bad. If you can’t tell the good from the bad, how do you know who you can trust? Hell if I know. It’s prob­a­bly not the low bid­der. And it’s sure not DUI Hot­line Network.

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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2 Responses to “Internet Marketing for Lawyers: Here Be Dragons!”

  1. There’s also, well, books. Most of the white SEO stuff isn’t ter­ri­bly complicated.

  2. Herman says:

    Mark,

    I feel like a sucker now… I received a com­ment from a Florida DUI firm and posted it before read­ing your post. Since they were from Tal­la­hasse and seemed like a legit­i­mate firm I pub­lished their com­ment, but I am going to delete it after read­ing your post.

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