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Are You Man or Mutton?

Hear­ing about Har­ris County Dis­trict Attorney-Elect Pat Lykos’s com­mand that all Assis­tant Dis­trict Attor­neys appear dressed in court clothes on a national hol­i­day for her coro­na­tion, Miami criminal-defense lawyer Brian Tan­nebaum raised a good question:

You all gonna take a stand and not show up, or be sheep?

(I think “you all” is Florid­ian for “all y’all”. My ques­tion was, “what did you expect, work­ing for The Machine? Com­pas­sion?”; I like Brian’s better.)

Wrong is wrong. Tak­ing you away, on short notice, from your fam­ily plans on New Year’s Day is wrong. You can whine about it all day long, but you are the only ones who can do any­thing about it.

You can do some­thing about it by say­ing “no.”

No, you won’t change the plans you’ve had for months on the momen­tary whim of an elected official.

You’re real lawyers, trial lawyers, and no, you’re not going to bounce like pup­pets for some­one whose only pros­e­cu­to­r­ial expe­ri­ence is … (what did she say her pros­e­cu­to­r­ial expe­ri­ence was, again?)

You give enough of your lives — nights, week­ends, and hol­i­days — to pros­e­cut­ing peo­ple, and no, you’re not going to give up another hol­i­day to stroke the boss’s ego.

Thurs­day, Jan­u­ary 1, 2009 will be the day that you will set the tone for the next four years of the Har­ris County Dis­trict Attorney’s Office. Either you and your fam­i­lies will be treated the way that Pat Lykos plans, or you will be treated in The Office with the respect that you have earned there. If you allow the new admin­is­tra­tion to treat you with dis­re­spect on day one, there is no limit to the dis­re­spect that you will suf­fer in the fol­low­ing four years.

Part of my job as a criminal-defense lawyer is to teach peo­ple to fight. I’ll get a young poten­tial client who has never been in trou­ble before, charged with POM or evad­ing or one of the other non­sense petty offenses with which so many NCIC reports com­mence, and I’ll take his case for free just so he doesn’t hire some­one who I know will take the first non­sense class B deferred that’s offered to him. I want him to feel what it’s like to fight, and to see the good things that hap­pen when you stand up to capri­cious gov­ern­men­tal power. I know that if we don’t beat his first case and get it expunged, every time the cops encounter him they’re going to think he’s a crook, and as a result his trou­ble is likely to get worse. And worse. And worse.

If nobody shows up at her crown­ing, what is Pat Lykos going to do? She can’t fire all of you. She can’t fire half of you. The sys­tem would implode if she fired a fourth of you. In fact, if nobody turns up for her love­fest, she can’t fire a sin­gle per­son for it with­out get­ting her­self and her First Assis­tant eaten alive by pub­lic opin­ion (and los­ing The Office for the Repub­li­can Party in 2012).

We all know that some pros­e­cu­tors, not want­ing to take any chance that they won’t have a job on Jan­u­ary 2nd, will be there on Jan­u­ary 1st at all costs. Some peo­ple have things that are more impor­tant to them than right and wrong: mort­gages, like atten­tion, must be paid. There is ample his­tor­i­cal prece­dent; here’s Sam Adams’s response:

If you love wealth greater than lib­erty, the tran­quil­ity of servi­tude greater than the ani­mat­ing con­test for free­dom, go home and leave us in peace. We seek not your coun­cil, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; and may pos­ter­ity for­get that ye were our countrymen.

Remem­ber the names of those who won’t take a stand — they’re the ones who will rat you out to main­tain the tran­quil­ity of their servi­tude — but you don’t need them all to join you. An absence in force, even if it is not unan­i­mous, even if it is attrib­ut­able, with a nod and a wink, to the flu that’s going around, will set a much dif­fer­ent tone than every­one turn­ing up dressed sheep­ishly in their voir dire best.

You have six days to talk amongst your­selves and decide how the office for which you’ve sweated, most of you for your entire careers, will be for the next four years. Will it once again be a respected pro­fes­sional pros­e­cu­to­r­ial office, or will it be a baaaaad national joke?

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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14 Responses to “Are You Man or Mutton?”

  1. Gideon says:

    Is there a rea­son why her swear­ing in is on Jan 1? Can’t it be on Jan 2nd? Is this purely her choos­ing or is it statu­to­rily mandated?

  2. Mark Bennett says:

    Not going to look it up, but I think she needs to be sworn in before she can act on behalf of the State, as does any ADA. Har­ris County can’t be with­out a dis­trict attor­ney for a cou­ple of days, or the Bad Peo­ple would run ram­pant in the streets, mur­der­ing and rap­ing the Good People.

    The num­ber of ADAs who need to do some­thing on behalf of the state before 1÷5÷2009 is small — maybe 20?

  3. Sure. But while I don’t know it for a fact, I strongly doubt that even in Texas, she’d be sub­ject to the death penalty if she took the oath in a more-or-less pri­vate cer­e­mony at, say, 12:01 on Jan 1, and repeated it, pub­licly, in a more for­mal cer­e­mony some days later.

  4. I raised this ques­tion because I am read­ing a lot of whin­ing about the swear­ing in, and I don’t like see­ing lawyers, espe­cially crim­i­nal lawyers (pros­e­cu­tors included), whine. You see an injus­tice, take a stand. That’s the basis of our sys­tem. Whine and show up, and you are noth­ing. Pat Lykos works for the peo­ple of Har­ris County, which includes her assis­tants. She is there to serve the peo­ple, not the other way around. Make sure she knows that.

    And yes, if I was an assis­tant in Har­ris County, I’d be absent from this joke of a manda­tory event. Good lawyers can always build good careers, rather than work at the behest of the “man.”

  5. johnny833 says:

    I love your sen­ti­ment Mark. Hav­ing been a cop for 15 years, then see­ing the oppo­site point of view from young men mak­ing small mis­takes which com­pound to larger ones I applaud your sense of fair play and go get’em attitude.

    Ms. Lykos has seemed to me to be some­one that I really did not care to vote for, thus she was one of the few Repub­li­cans that did not get my vote. Guess I am too Lib­er­tar­ian in my old age.

    Keep fight­ing the good fight. And let’s hope a few ADA’s decide to skip this lit­tle party. Love to see the fall out if she get’s her pantsuit in an uproar.

  6. Chuck says:

    Mark,

    Another great arti­cle, you’ve been on a roll lately (thanks no part to the troll). I think a lot of ADAs are par­a­lyzed by the fear of the troll and how she has already demon­strated she will fire those that don’t bow to her.

    And on another note about how well the new admin is run­ning — remem­ber the flow chart you posted.…well, no one knows when the hell that is sup­posed to take affect; Jan 2 or Jan 5th. Awe­some. At least the ADAs know their assign­ments, too bad they don’t know when they are sup­posed to go to them.….….

  7. Many years ago, I had a job I hated (it was the rea­son I went to law school; I felt a need to make a change.) I was told by a very good friend that if I had no respect for myself, there was no rea­son for my employ­ers to have any respect for me, and that if I did have any respect for myself I would quit that job.

    The ADA’s in Hous­ton that have respect for them­selves will start to leave the office; next year this time, most will prob­a­bly be gone. As for those that stay, well, there will be no rea­son for the rest of us to have respect for them, as they’ve so lit­tle respect for them­selves that they’ll stay work­ing for some­one who thinks so lit­tle of their time.

    This isn’t all good news for defense lawyers, though. As more and more time gets taken away from the job by ADA’s (who will be more inter­ested in either resume-shopping or butt-kissing), it is undoubted that we’ll see more and more of them tak­ing short­cuts, like vio­lat­ing Brady, sub­orn­ing per­jury, or the like. My guess is that things will get worse before they get better.

  8. Rage Judicata says:

    sup­posed to take affect”

    Come on now. Here too?

  9. Ghostrider says:

    If the ADA’s are required to attend, don’t they get over­time for work­ing on a county holiday?

  10. Why would a salaried employee get overtime?

  11. That’s a good ques­tion, Ghost Rider. My gut reac­tion is that they would just put it on their time sheets as Comp Time, since all the pros­e­cu­tors are salaried employ­ees. I can guar­an­tee you that nobody will be get­ting a larger pay­check because of it.
    The entire Com­pen­sa­tion Sys­tem for Har­ris County has always been a bit shady, in my opin­ion. I was plan­ning on doing a post on it in the near future.

  12. on 12÷31÷08 i was told by a reli­able source that ada’s would get comp time for the swear­ing in.

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