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Ollie the Cabdrivertising Criminal Attorney

There’s a crim­i­nal attor­ney in Hous­ton (I’ll call him “Ollie”) who is a really busy guy. Ollie report­edly has a cab dri­ver who waits out­side the jail in the wee hours of the morn­ing when peo­ple are released on bond and refers them to Ollie for rep­re­sen­ta­tion. Ollie charges a nom­i­nal fee ($500 or so to start); he will even fill out the clients’ retainer checks for them.

How do I know this? Because in the last cou­ple of weeks I’ve been retained by no fewer than three of Ollie’s clients. I’m sure there will be many more; I’ve thought about car­ry­ing a throw­down “motion to sub­sti­tute coun­sel in place of Ollie” in my brief­case so that I can just fill in a cou­ple of blanks to replace Ollie on a case.

Is there some­thing wrong with a cab dri­ver refer­ring clients to a lawyer, or a lawyer using a cab dri­ver to do so? I refer you to Sec­tion 38.12 of the Texas Penal Code for the Texas law on the sub­ject, and to Under­dog Blog’s Jon Katz for an opin­ion on the con­sti­tu­tion­al­ity of that law. But legal or not, cab­driver­tis­ing is ugly.

The lawyer who has a cab­driver out­side the jail “bird-dogging” clients (as one of the clients put it) is catch­ing peo­ple at their most vul­ner­a­ble: shaken-up and often dis­ori­ented from the expe­ri­ence of hav­ing been tossed in jail, processed, and released on bond. Often they are still under the influ­ence of what­ever drug landed them in jail in the first place. Even if it weren’t ille­gal, per­sonal solic­i­ta­tion of clients in this con­di­tion is abhorrent.

Ollie isn’t the only lawyer prey­ing on the vul­ner­a­bil­ity of the accused. Lots of attor­neys don’t scru­ple to make poten­tial clients think that hir­ing a lawyer is more urgent than it really is.

Con­sider DWI attor­neys who tell poten­tial clients that they must hire coun­sel within 15 days to request an admin­is­tra­tive license revo­ca­tion (ALR) hear­ing, when in fact the instruc­tions for request­ing a live hear­ing are right there on the DIC-25 form that DWI arrestees gen­er­ally receive, and are sim­ple enough that any­one who can read and write Eng­lish and oper­ate a fax machine can request his own ALR hearing.

A con­sci­en­tious lawyer would advise a poten­tial DWI client that much of the urgency of hir­ing a lawyer could be alle­vi­ated by the client request­ing a live ALR hear­ing, because peo­ple make bet­ter deci­sions when they’re not under the strain of hav­ing to make a deci­sion right now.

It’s not only DWI lawyers who put the screws to the accused, though. In Har­ris County’s crim­i­nal courts, noth­ing bad is going to hap­pen to an accused who turns up for his first court appear­ance with­out a lawyer — the court is going to give him a new court date, mark­ing the reset form “THA” for “To Hire Attor­ney”. Yet more than once I’ve had to soothe a poten­tial client’s panic because some other Hous­ton crim­i­nal attor­ney has painted a vivid pic­ture of dire con­se­quences for not hir­ing that lawyer right away.

The truth is that, once you’ve got­ten your­self bailed out of jail, there’s no rea­son for there to be any more emer­gen­cies in your crim­i­nal case in Har­ris County unless you cre­ate emer­gen­cies for your­self. Get to court on time, quit using drugs, and don’t break the law. That’ll most likely keep you out of jail. Start gath­er­ing your money together for legal fees, and take your time find­ing the right lawyer for your case. Bet­ter to wait and hire the right lawyer than to hire the wrong lawyer first.

I think Ollie’s clients would tend to agree.

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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11 Responses to “Ollie the Cabdrivertising Criminal Attorney”

  1. Jigmeister says:

    I thought we put that guy in jail for child porn a long time ago.

  2. JR says:

    When I was a pros­e­cu­tor, I had a case was that was con­tin­ued seven (!) times because the guy was try­ing to get the money together to hire a pri­vate attor­ney. And I never saw a sin­gle case where a per­son asked for time to hire a pri­vate attor­ney and was denied the continuance.

  3. Robert Guest says:

    On the 15 day dead­line– I can not tell you how many times a client has called 3–4 weeks after a DWI arrest. If only the DIC forms con­tained the same lan­guage “YOU MUST CALL WITHIN 15 DAYS” that so many DWI phone books ads contain.

    The ALR hear­ing is easy enough for any­one to request. How­ever, many don’t know to request it.

    A larger topic– Free mar­kets and legal ser­vices. Would con­sumers be helped if there was less reg­u­la­tion of legal ser­vices and/or advertising?

  4. JT says:

    This is a mildly frus­trat­ing exam­ple, because every indus­try has an ele­ment like this that is viewed neg­a­tively inside and out­side that indus­try. How­ever, to an ear­lier com­ment, if the state and/or city are pros­e­cut­ing an indi­vid­ual, they have a great deal of resources. If some­one has been charged with DUI, domes­tic vio­lence or some other charge, they may not know who to turn to, and the DA’s office surely isn’t going to assist them in their efforts. It is nec­es­sary to pro­vide cit­i­zens with means to con­tact attor­neys who can help them know their rights and find out if jail/fines/probation are nec­es­sary or just scare tactics.

  5. Tarian says:

    We get com­plaints of this type quite often. Sadly, bar­ra­try is pretty tough to prosecute.

    Mark, take a look at P.C. 38.12(a)(2). Is that unbe­liev­ably broad, or what? It’s almost like the leg­is­la­ture was THINKING lawyers, but didn’t bother to put the lan­guage in. To me, it appears to crim­i­nal­ize ANY solic­i­ta­tion of employ­ment. So, as it’s writ­ten, does that mean that when some­one rings your door­bell and asks if you need your lawn mowed, they’re com­mit­ting a third degree felony?? Or calls you and asks if you need your car­pets cleaned?

    I mean, seri­ously, where does that statute end? I see no lim­it­ing lan­guage or def­i­n­i­tions what­so­ever. Am I wrong about this? It seems uncon­sti­tu­tion­ally broad to me. (Did I really just type that?) Yeah, I did.

  6. EdinTally says:

    Don’t break your col­lec­tive arms pat­ting your­selves on the back because you think you hold some sort of moral or eth­i­cal high ground.

    I’d rec­om­mend tak­ing that horse to the Ken­tucky Derby but I don’t think it would fit in the chute.

  7. AHCL says:

    The sad thing is that “Ollie” is a big­ger joke inside of the cour­toom than the cab dri­ver is in front of the jail. Quite frankly, the Defen­dant who just got out of jail would prob­a­bly be bet­ter rep­re­sented by his cab­bie than Ollie.

    And you bet your butt that the cab dri­ver prob­a­bly cares more about his client than Ollie does.

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  9. Malum In Se says:

    Mr. Ben­nett,

    I am back in action after a 5 month hia­tus. Some­how my account was deleted and once that hap­pened I just never got around to get­ting back to set­ting it up. I see that even your activ­ity is down some. I was hop­ing you could post a small note for the core group of indi­vid­u­als that were blog­ging so that I could add them to my blog roll.

    remy

  10. Derick Smith says:

    Here I go again com­ment­ing on my good friend Mark Ben­nett who went too far. I should give him more praise as I good lawyer. My con­cern is not about his crit­i­cism of Lloyd. If this is true Lloyd deserves the crit­i­cism. How­ever. just as the attor­ney com­mented 4 years ago when this post was done, many DWI clients sim­ply do not read or for­get because, to remind you of your own words Mark by para­phras­ing, ‘they leave the jail drunk’ and prob­a­bly dis­re­gard the form. They were drunk when they were given and prob­a­bly just thought it is some­thing they’ll deal with later and then for­get to deal with it later. You are way over the top with your crit­i­cism of DWI attor­neys or any attor­ney who sim­ply tries to inform peo­ple of what they need to do. Frankly their com­ments are a pub­lic ser­vice. They are not telling some­one some­thing that is not true like you’re going to jail if you don’t call me. I hope you have got­ten off your high horse on this one Mark. Frankly you need to do a bet­ter job of hold­ing up your col­leagues. I will be vot­ing for you Novem­ber and still hold you in high regard. Just check your­self next time before you make an unfounded attack on a colleague.

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