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I Leave the Punchline Writing to You

The Chronicle’s Allan Turner sure knows how to write a straight line:

Alarmed by a 4-foot rat snake found in a janitor’s closet, wildlife experts Thurs­day searched the Har­ris County Crim­i­nal Jus­tice Center’s fourth floor for signs that more rep­tiles had infested the head­quar­ters of the dis­trict attorney’s office.

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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3 Responses to “I Leave the Punchline Writing to You”

  1. How can they tell?

  2. […] which of course did not go unno­ticed here, here and […]

  3. […] Ben­nett leaves the hid­den mean­ing in this sen­tence up to […]

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