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RIGHT ear?">Okay, but why the RIGHT ear?

I am not one inclined to judge the morals of oth­ers. Who a pros­e­cu­tor is lust­ing after (com­mit­ting “adul­tery in his heart”, as Jimmy Carter might say) is not some­thing I con­sider to be my busi­ness, or any­one else’s, except …

Except that the pros­e­cu­tor in ques­tion is the indi­vid­ual who orders the DA’s office’s pol­icy not to agree to less than 10 days in jail for any per­son (hooker, hus­tler, or john) charged with pros­ti­tu­tion. The pros­e­cu­tor in ques­tion? Elected Har­ris County Dis­trict Attor­ney Chuck Rosen­thal (who, inci­den­tally, describes the path to lethal injec­tion as “the pipeline”).

Accord­ing to an arti­cle by the Hous­ton Chronicle’s Brian Rogers, Chuck is fight­ing in fed­eral court to keep secret his emails (from his county email account, which would make them gen­er­ally sub­ject to the Texas Pub­lic Infor­ma­tion Act), in which he kanoo­dles vir­tu­ally with his exec­u­tive sec­re­tary, with whom he had an affair in the 1980s. (Chuck says that he told his cur­rent wife, whom he mar­ried in 1991, about the affair before hir­ing Stevens as his exec­u­tive assis­tant when he took office in 2000.)

While the 51 e-mails between the two con­tain the phrase ‘I love you’ more than a dozen times,” the Chron­i­cle writes, “and Rosen­thal asks Stevens to let him hold her, the mes­sages are not explicit.” An exam­ple in the Chron­i­cle arti­cle: “The very next time I see you, I want to kiss you behind your right ear.”

Morals aren’t on my beat. Hypocrisy, how­ever, is. When the pros­e­cu­tor who has made him­self and his office respon­si­ble for enforc­ing the morals of con­sent­ing adults (Rosen­thal is also the pros­e­cu­tor who, argu­ing the con­sti­tu­tion­al­ity of Texas’s sodomy statute in the Supreme Court, was “out­classed”) is pub­licly revealed to be no more moral than the rest of us (includ­ing those he per­se­cutes), I smell karma in the air. It smells like … victory.

(See also: Chuck’s Apol­ogy and Le Pro­cureur Soleil de la Republique?)

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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5 Responses to “Okay, but why the RIGHT ear?”

  1. Gary says:

    She doesn’t have a high enough posi­tion to be get­ting a tax-payer funded county car like she does.

  2. Mark Bennett says:

    Gary,

    You may be right; some might see an abuse of pub­lic trust in the mere fact that an elected offi­cial hires his ex-paramour at $75k a year.

  3. HAM says:

    The Chief Law Enforce­ment Author­ity in the County has sworn and taken an sacred oath to be eth­i­cal, fair, and non-bias. He is expected to a bea­con of jus­tice and fair­ness. The hir­ing of an ex-girlfriend, the use of pub­lic com­put­ers and a county vehi­cle for his ex-girlfriend / Exec­u­tive Sec­re­tary per­sonal use com­bined with lim­ited super­vi­sion is a perk all county employ­ees would cher­ish. At the very least the abil­ity to make fair and impar­tial deci­sions is in ques­tion. I’d ven­ture to say you will find other impro­pri­eties as well. Per­son­ally, I have no prob­lem with him being in love with his ex-girlfriend, but per­haps should get a divorce before things esca­late beyond the office.

  4. Mark Bennett says:

    On what planet do they expect the DA to be a bea­con of jus­tice and fairness?

    Whether things have esca­lated beyond the office would only be our busi­ness if we were talk­ing about a guy who imposes his pub­lic morals on others.

  5. quash says:

    Wheee! Isn’t hypocrisy just the most fun? :)

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