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Racehorse Haynes

It’s pos­si­ble that he’s not the great­est criminal-defense lawyer that ever lived. Clarence Dar­row may wear that crown, or Earl Rogers, who rep­re­sented Dar­row when Dar­row got in trou­ble in L.A. But Hous­ton criminal-defense lawyer Richard “Race­horse” Haynes deserves hon­or­able men­tion — at the very least — in that pan­theon. And he’s still alive and kick­ing. Via Luke Gilman’s Blawg­ra­phy comes this story from Austin, Texas TV sta­tion KVUE about Richard’s appear­ance in Williamson County on a sex­ual assault case.

Richard Haynes is 80 years old, he is still defend­ing peo­ple, and he shows no sign of stop­ping. If you have a chance to watch him in action, take it.

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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7 Responses to “Racehorse Haynes”

  1. Anonymous says:

    My boss used to work for Race­horse. He tells a story about Race­horse defend­ing some folks accused of cru­ci­fy­ing. My boss says Race­horse ham­mered a nail into his own hand in front of the jury to prove that it wasn’t that painful. Can any­one ver­ify this awe­some rumor?

  2. Luke Gilman says:

    I’ve heard the same story, though in the ver­sion I heard the judge got wind of it before he had a chance. It’s also recounted in Thomas Thompson’s Blood and Money about the John Hill trial.

  3. Anonymous says:

    But 23 years plus a 10 year pro­ba­tion for a con­sen­sual sex­ual encounter with a female defen­dant and a 16 year old boy who now wants to marry her when he is of age…ouch. I have no doubt he WAS one of the absolute best, but maybe that time has past.

  4. Buffalo Bill says:

    He is still one of the best attor­neys in the coun­try. He works prob­a­bly 60+ hours per week and all­ways has. When he walks into a court­room, those who know him treat him like the spe­cial lit­i­ga­tor he is, those that don’t, think he is an easy mark being an elderly grey haired man until he open his mouth and intro­duces him­self. From that point on, the jury, the oppos­ing coun­sel, and every other court­room player hangs on his every word. He is still the MASTER LAWYER.

  5. Mark Bennett says:

    Bill,

    Thanks for the com­ment. You are, of course cor­rect. Richard doesn’t win ‘em all, but if he can’t win a par­tic­u­lar case I ques­tion whether any­one can.

    Most impor­tantly, though, when Richard gets knocked down he gets back up. If you know of another 83-year-old who has tried two felony jury tri­als in the last two months, please let me know.

  6. Darren says:

    I have a ques­tion for to see if you know of one par­tic­u­lar story about Race­horse. I grew up in Mid­land and my high school gov­ern­ment teacher was at one point in time some big­wig out in east Texas. He said he knew Race­horse and then rem­i­nisced about a story where Race­horse was dri­ving home from a party severely intox­i­cated. The story goes that when the offi­cers pulled him over he quite vis­i­bly got out of the car, pulled out an unopened bot­tle and chugged the Jack Daniel’s inside. This sup­pos­edly put enough doubt on any tests that the offi­cers could take so that they just went ahead and called him a cab and a tow truck. Can you con­firm any of this rumor?

  7. Mark Bennett says:

    I’ve never heard that one.

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